Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Under construction. Hard hat area. Forever. I am in constant
renewal, and so should be my page as long as it exists.Enter at
your own risk or come back later. Further construction is
shovel-ready but suspended pending receipt of federal stimulus
Update: I am sad to report that no federal stimulus support is
coming. You should never trust the government's ability to make
rational decisions to grant money to deserving projects.
What will happen to my profile?
Solution might be in web 2.0 technology. You should contribute your
work to make my profile better. It is not enough to flag
inappropriate pictures to make OKC better. You should propose edits
to improve my profile. How about pretty please??! You mean, you do
not know me?! That is OK. That way you are objective. And some
subjective things do not interfere with editing my profile. I
cannot possibly be that objective.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am trying to figure out how to live much better for the next
Recently my life is in rebuilding phase with all its excitement,
joy and pain. I moved back to the city. I became full time empty
nester and I am in the process of reinventing my profession.
I am also trying to figure out the best way to create quinoa sushi
a la Vinores.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really, really good at looking intelligent. I'm able to
maintain the illusion until the moment I open my mouth. I have been
admired for being a very good listener. Then I make the mistake of
commenting. I'm good at enjoying new experiences, knowledge, people
even when these might seem unpleasant. I do have a decent EQ.
I am also very good at debating Life's Big Questions: human
behavior, the economy, politics, science, futurism,and most of all:
paper or plastic.
I can create very healthy and yummy dark chocolate desserts with
I am also a great lover.
I have perfected my special talent of getting along well with women
smarter than me.
Generally, I am the perfect human specimen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have two eyes, two ears, one nose.
Yes, I am the quintessential average.
Have you seen Zelig? That is me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, movement, human relations, water, food.
That is all. I do not need a sixth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very close relationship with a family dog. It is the usual
bone-support obligation with walking rights. Both are strictly
enforced by the dog.
Moreover, she claims that I am her biological father and insists on
having a DNA test to prove it. I have been refusing to have it
because of the obvious differences: Two legs vs. four legs, the
enormous difference between our abilities to like identifying
signatures left on water hydrants. I thought that logic was pretty
good, but it did not work on her.
Even worse, lately during some sleepless nights, I have started to
admit that I might possibly be her father. What does that mean for
her? And what does that mean for me?
What does that mean for the human race?
How will I sleep ever again?
(I hope it is clear from the above, that I speak the languages of
all animals fluently. Of course I might have an accent in Pigeon
and English, but no accent in Pigeon English.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am really looking for new friends, activity partners.
You are looking for partner for outdoor concerts (e.g. Tanglewood)
swimming in Walden Pond, hiking camping or amusement parks,
You fell in desperate deep love with me at the first sight of my
profile. (gently indicate if that is the reason of your
I understand. The ambulance is already on its way.)
You feel like it.
You do not feel like it, but something forces you.
On the other hand do not message if you have no intention to
According to reliable studies men do not fancy funny women. (
) I am an exception.
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