I will ask you 'And then what happened?" a lot.
I like taking things apart, sometimes putting things back together and getting others to play along.
I will travel for good gelato, even if it's based on the anecdotal evidence you heard from your second cousin's hairdresser. Your second cousin's hairdresser (much like Bertrand Russell) knows the deal.
I grew up in Greece, so I try to visit when I can. But not that guy though.