I am a 27 year old who often gets classified as a punk or a rock chick- not that I mind that in the least bit. I am too smart for some but not for all, I am too sarcastic for most, and too much of an anti-social social butterfly for others. What does that all mean? My hair is either blond, or bright red (I am a natural blond), and I have tattoos. I am smart enough to discuss many topics that some cannot, yet realize when the conversation needs to be on a different level so that the other party understands. I have a wide range of humor- it ranges from dark humor to sarcasm and cynicism. I love to laugh, and I love going out and enjoying great friends and a good time, however love staying at home as well. I am shy sometimes, outgoing most. I love to cook and enjoy eating. I enjoy reading and writing- though most of my writing tends to be spur of the moment.

My cats are like my children. They are spoiled rotten and they know it. They like to snuggle with me and tend to sleep on the bed.

I think that what I am looking for is pretty simple. I want to find a guy that I can hang out with, make me laugh, and who we can enjoy each others company. I am not looking for Prince Charming- everyone has their own faults and I embrace that. I get along better with older guys- I am more mature than most others my age, and tend to relate to men in their 30s more so than men in their 20s. However, I will gladly make an exception on this if you are mature. I don't have one particular "type" either. The basic thing I am looking for right now is someone who can be there and support ME when I need it. I'm tired of putting myself out there to find people who are losers, only care about themselves, and can't take care of themselves. I understand that everyone has baggage but it is what YOU DO about it that counts. Looking for everything from email friends to the relationship aspect of things so, even if you don't think I"m your type to date but at least feel like building a friendship, please let me know!

Let's see. I just bought a house, looking to go back to school for my masters or PhD, and looking to enjoy life.

making other people laugh, listening, offering my two cents.. coming up with completely random ideas and suggestions for pretty much anything. and turning almost any conversation into something perverted. And falling over nothing and running into inanimate objects.

my hair- come on its bright fuckin' red..
after that, i guess it depends on the person.. and what i am wearing.. my eyes typically grab attention.. my odd attitude.. this isn't something that i can answer- ask someone who has met me :p

alright short list i guess..i'm not touching the 'food' part of this. there's just way to many to name and i am sure i am leaving things out but, here goes:
*music*
tool
a perfect circle
orgy
stabbing westward
311
sublime
smashing pumpkins
dropkick murphys
the cure
fiona apple
lisa loeb
linkin park
the dreaming
fear factory
static x
marilyn manson
apocalyptica
metallica
kmfdm
placebo
nick cave
cold
elliot smith
dope

*books*
Catcher In The Rye
The Bell Jar
As I Lay Dying
The Kushiel Legacy series
Wicked
Son Of A Witch
Confessions Of An Ugly Stepsister
Mirror Mirror
The Vampire Chronicles
The Witching Hour
I Satan
The Anti-Christ

my cats.
the internet.
facebook.
xbox.
porn.
beer.
lamescreenname4 aka granola.

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• lamescreenname4

which would be better: to be blissfully ignorant of the world, or to be smart, rich, and motivated enough to change things. so far, the blissfully ignorant part is winning. to quote sylvia plath: "why the hell are we conditioned into the smooth strawberry-and-cream Mother-Goose world, Alice-in-Wonderland fable, only to be broken on the wheel as we grow older and become aware of ourselves as individuals with a dull responsibility in life?"

truthfully, i think too much about a wide range of topics...

i swear too much.. i feel alone in crowded rooms. am often misunderstood, and ignored. i truly believe i am in the wrong place. i like to say the word 'cunt'. deal with it.
i have a roommate. it belongs on a tv sitcom. I live with my ex boyfriend. we were together for 8 yrs but the last two were mainly just living together. we are great friends for the most part get along great. i know its really strange but, that is my living situation. it works, i know i can live w him and trust him so. it was a mutual break up and has worked out for the best. he dates, i date, no jealousy or issues. no drama. if you can deal with it, great. if you can't then sorry.

you have made it this far- don't pretend to have by skipping ahead to this section either, there is a quiz.. and any of it has sparked any of your interest..