Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a game developer in the Nirvana of game developers. I come from
Philadelphia, where I got my MS from the University of Pennsylvania
in computer graphics. I use roughly zero of it in my current
Outside of work, I'm a struggling capoeirista, go dancing as often
as I can, and I'm thinking of picking up my guitar again.
Also, let's get this out in the open: I'm not into sports. I think
they're incredibly boring. I also think grown men yelling at a
television after a play are pathetic. So, there's that.
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me?" --Rabbi Hillel
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is
no path and leave a trail." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, "dude, you have to
wait." --Mitch Hedberg
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a game company in San Francisco. I spend all day, every
day, making sure people's dragons behave themselves. It's a hard
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing video games, cooking, reaching stuff on high shelves,
helping you move, the Running Man, teasing you over IM. I also used
to be pretty good at pursuit driving. Ask any of my former
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the sarcastic sort. I blame it on growing up on the East Coast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
One book: Naked Pictures of Famous People
One movie: Galaxy Quest
One show: Archer
One musician: UNKLE
One food: Eggs Benedict
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Smart phone
5. Credit card
4. Contact lenses
3. Internet access
2. Sense of humor
1. My scapula
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make myself better physically, mentally, socially, and
responsibly. And whatever happened to pogs. Also, sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about with friends. Sushi and cocktails are usually
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually kinda want to read Fifty Shades of Grey.
Update: Read it, despite your warnings. You were right.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You quote geeky, obscure lines from movies like Airplane, The
Hudsucker Proxy, and Waiting for Guffman all the damn time
- You have an artistic hobby/obsession, even if it has nothing to
do with your job
- You like to experiment with clothing, hair styles/colors, food,
sexual positions, or feng shui, or have been strongly considering
- You occasionally lapse into your shitty British accent because
the situation demands it
- You think that the notion that "a woman's place is in the home"
- You're into climbing, dancing, martial arts, fire-spinning, or
parkour, or any combination thereof
- When you say, "I'm a geek," you're not apologetic or pretentious,
you're proud and loud
Who are you looking for?
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