virtualpants
36 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a game developer in the Nirvana of game developers. I come from Philadelphia, where I got my MS from the University of Pennsylvania in computer graphics. I use roughly zero of it in my current job.

Outside of work, I'm a struggling capoeirista, go dancing as often as I can, and I'm thinking of picking up my guitar again.

Also, let's get this out in the open: I'm not into sports. I think they're incredibly boring. I also think grown men yelling at a television after a play are pathetic. So, there's that.

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me?" --Rabbi Hillel

"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." --Seneca

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, "dude, you have to wait." --Mitch Hedberg
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a game company in San Francisco. I spend all day, every day, making sure people's dragons behave themselves. It's a hard life.
I’m really good at
Writing video games, cooking, reaching stuff on high shelves, helping you move, the Running Man, teasing you over IM. I also used to be pretty good at pursuit driving. Ask any of my former passengers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the sarcastic sort. I blame it on growing up on the East Coast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One book: Naked Pictures of Famous People
One movie: Galaxy Quest
One show: Archer
One musician: UNKLE
One food: Eggs Benedict
The six things I could never do without
6. Smart phone
5. Credit card
4. Contact lenses
3. Internet access
2. Sense of humor
1. My scapula
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make myself better physically, mentally, socially, and responsibly. And whatever happened to pogs. Also, sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about with friends. Sushi and cocktails are usually involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually kinda want to read Fifty Shades of Grey.

Update: Read it, despite your warnings. You were right.
You should message me if
- You quote geeky, obscure lines from movies like Airplane, The Hudsucker Proxy, and Waiting for Guffman all the damn time
- You have an artistic hobby/obsession, even if it has nothing to do with your job
- You like to experiment with clothing, hair styles/colors, food, sexual positions, or feng shui, or have been strongly considering it
- You occasionally lapse into your shitty British accent because the situation demands it
- You think that the notion that "a woman's place is in the home" is horseshit
- You're into climbing, dancing, martial arts, fire-spinning, or parkour, or any combination thereof
- When you say, "I'm a geek," you're not apologetic or pretentious, you're proud and loud
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