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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm Brent and I'm just looking to make a genuine connection.

A little about me (numbered only for reference):
1) I'm nice, sincere, courteous, friendly, and respectful.
2) I'm a little over a year into my standup comedy 'career' and I'm absolutely loving it. I'm getting more and more comfortable behind the mic each time I perform and I'm getting better, too. I'm excited for what may come and I'm going to keep on working! I get plenty of material from
3) My "average" body type is not adjusted for the inflation of fat America, so I truly have an average build. I am working on an upgrade, though.
4) I'm a sports fan, especially MMA (UFC, etc.), football, and basketball. I've been a season ticket holder for the Indiana Fever since 2002.
5) I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews. They're my favorite humans ever!
6) I really enjoy helping people.
7) I try not to have (m)any absolutes.
8) I'm open-minded--live and let live, love and let love. I don't presume to know anyone's story, so I do my best not to form opinions until I have enough information.
9) I am creative and love to write. I value expression and uniqueness.
10) I detest litter. I usually pick up at least a piece or two almost every time I'm out walking.
11) I wash my hands ~119.627% of the time after using the toilet (sometimes I'll wash them more than once to ensure that they're clean)...other guys, ever disgustingly, not so much. Really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...planning the castle I'd build if I won the lottery
...making an effort to eat better and move more
...writing letters to heads of state asking them for dating advice
...winning staring contests with squirrels--I'm undefeated, baby!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...caring about others
...enduring management and organizing
...paying attention
...being trustworthy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would imagine it’s the visor and shades (my peepers are light-sensitive) or the scar on my neck (doctors have cut on me a bit).

I've been complimented on my smile, so maybe that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I try to take most things in life on a case by case basis, and my interests are fairly broad. I don't have very many outright favorites of anything, but here are a few worth mentioning (in no particular order):

Where the Red Fern Grows To Kill a Mockingbird The Time Traveler's Wife Tom Sawyer

Untamed Heart The Wizard of Oz 50/50 500 Days of Summer In Bruges Big Powder Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (en français, même) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Stand by Me

Game of Thrones The Big Bang Theory The Walking Dead Homeland The Americans Mad About You Star Trek: The Next Generation The X Files Party of Five

Also: sports, mainly MMA (the UFC mostly, but other promotions, too), football, and basketball.

Madonna Babyface Prince Billie Myers Axelle Red Mylène Farmer P!nk Maria Mena Michael Jackson Janet Jackson Lââm Leona Lewis Sophie B. Hawkins The Tony Rich Project Kina Grannis

Unfortunately, I'm very picky. It's not a conscious choice but I'm working on it. I'm trying smoothie concoctions in my blender to help add more nutritious foods (i.e. vegetables) to my diet. I'm a meat and potatoes dude, mostly, and pizza's good, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really, aside from physical necessities, all I need is LOVE...

...but if you absolutely must have 5 more, here are some from which to choose:
Visor/shades, Tooth brush/toothpaste, Internet access, Music, Q-Tips, Air conditioning, Toilet paper, Creativity, Knowledge, Curiosity, Expression, Truth, Intimacy, Diversity, Kindness, Wonder, Peace of mind, Understanding, Acceptance, Whimsy, Pleasant surprises, Fun, Companionship, Laughter, Clouds, Integrity, Friendship, Touch, Significance, Memory, Dreams, Hope, Initiative, Catalysts, Relief, Imagination, Intelligence...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. I can improve and how I can help make (at least) the world (around me) better.
...projects I'd like to do (writing, videos, stuff around the house, etc.).
...thresholds: when nothing becomes something, when something becomes something else, and when something turns into nothing.
...the nature of time, causality, and free will. If the past, present, and future all exist concurrently as physics seems to imply, how much control do we really have over our lives?
...the nature of our existence. Could we all be part of some advanced computer simulation made by more intelligent beings (God?)? What if the program just started right now...or now...or at some other arbitrary point and nothing we know existed before then, but our history/back story was just coded in like continuing a saved video game?
...why so many of you can't do without chapstick/lip balm (seriously, what's up with that?).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...possibly at a Fever game, hitting up Crackers Comedy Club (Downtown or Broad Ripple) or some other venue, or I'm out doing standup, myself, whenever I have the opportunity. And there are times when I'm just chillin' at home, as well.

It'd be nice to have someone to join me and to make plans with on a consistent basis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I daydream at night.
You should message me if
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...anything I've put on here strikes your fancy. want to actually meet in person at some point in the near future (when we're both comfortable). won a bet. smell like rainbows and sneeze sunshine. would like to race. want to learn how to make an origami frog.

Please do NOT message me if
…you are intolerant or closed minded. My loved ones cover a broad spectrum and span many colors, races, nationalities, religions, sexual preferences, and life philosophies, so we won't get along if you don't think that they deserve respect or basic rights.