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28 M Amherst, OH

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Cheers! I'm Chris, and I enjoy most types of hi-jinx, tomfoolery, and shenanigans...though monkeyshines are right out.

Some random facts about me:
1.) I have lived in Hawaii
2.) I Can solve the rubik's cube in under a minute
3.) I have a Black Belt in a martial art
4.) I am an only child
5.) I enjoy musicals (Only real men do...or so I will continue to tell myself)
6.) I have an adorable beagle whom I adore.
7.) I play guitar and sing in a punk band .
8.) I once interned at a recording studio
9.) I'm pretty freaking awesome...for real. So you can run and tell that (Is this a dated reference yet?)

Some things I love in no particular order: I enjoy music quite a bit (Understatement of the century), I love to travel especially anywhere that has water nearby! I love understanding how things work as much as I can. I love to read, spend time with friends, talk (excessively), debate philosophical and generally inane topics endlessly. I'm a fan of tattoos and piercings when done in moderation and interestingly. I love traveling and have only been to a handful of countries thus far, but plan to see many more in the coming years. I enjoy theater, cinema, and general arts. and also enjoy messing around on the computer (it is my job after all).
What I’m doing with my life
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I am Batman.

No but for real, I work as a Software Developer (aka professional nerd) at a pretty sweet company. I mean how many people have a room for legos/beanbag chairs and a claw machine/wii?
I’m really good at
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1.) Holding deep philosophical conversation (gosh that makes me sound like a nerd!)
2.) The Rubik's cube.
3.) Making lists
4.) Totally random trivia
5.) Guitar (or so I'm told, but I don't have enough of an ego to believe it.)
6.) Winning the worlds worst handwriting competition, though I do draw a mean stick figure!
7.) Computer related tasks and analytically thinking (it's comes with the job)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would hope that someone meeting me for the first time would notice my confident attitude or fun disposition. More likely, however, they notice my inappropriately loud laugh!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Anything by Chuck Klosterman, anything by Christopher Moore, 1984, Brave New World, anything philisophical, most things tecchy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Tolkien, lots of classical literature.

Favorite Movies: American Beauty, American History X,Really bad B Movies, Horror flicks, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Scott Pilgrim, Musicals, anything by Kevin Smith, Monty Python flicks, Serenty, etc.

Favorite Shows: Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Burn Notice, Firefly, Stargate, Dexter, Supernatural, etc.

Favorite Bands: Alkaline Trio, Coheed and Cambria, Bright Eyes, Say Anything, Cake, Arctic Monkeys, NOFX, and most Blues, Jazz, Funk, Punk and so forth. For more just ask as there are far too many to list! I'm a bit of audiophile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Family and Friends(of course)
2.) Witty Banter
3.) Ranch's a problem
4.) The internet( who doesn't love Spotify?)
5.) Platypuses
6.) The soothing sound of Morgan Freeman's voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Christopher Walken is doing at any given moment. Whether Gandalf would beat Yoda in a fight.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You find anything in my profile that strikes your fancy!