29 Canton, OH
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My self-summary
In museums I am allowed to touch the art. Mosquitoes refuse to bite me purely out of respect. I've won the lifetime achievement award...TWICE. When i drive a new car off the lot it increases in value. I've taught old dogs new tricks. I once won the World Series of poker with UNO cards. Roses stop to smell me. I build tree houses with finished basements. Stay thirsty my friends!

Some random facts about me:
1.) I have lived in Hawaii
2.) I Can solve the rubik's cube in under a minute
3.) I have a Black Belt in a martial art
4.) I am an only child
5.) I am a certified Scuba Diver
6.) I love swing dancing
7.) I enjoy musicals (Only real men do...or so I will continue to tell myself)
8.) I have an adorable beagle whom I adore.
9.) I play lead guitar and sing in a Rock/Punk band.
10.) I once interned at a recording studio
11.) I'm pretty freaking awesome...for real. So you can run and tell that homeboy (Is this a dated reference yet?)

Some things I love in no particular order: I enjoy music quite a bit (Understatement of the century), I love to travel especially anywhere that has water nearby! I love understanding how things work as much as I can. I love to read, spend time with friends, talk (excessively), debate philosophical and generally inane topics endlessly. I'm a fan of tattoos and piercings when done in moderation and interestingly. I love traveling and have been to a handful of countries thus far, but plan to see many more in the coming years. I enjoy theater, cinema, and general arts. and also enjoy messing around on the computer (it is my job after all).
What I’m doing with my life
I am Batman.

No but for real, I work as a Software Developer (aka professional nerd) at a pretty sweet company. I mean how many people have a room for legos/beanbag chairs and a claw machine/wii? I also moonlight as lead guitarist for a Rock band.
I’m really good at
1.) Holding deep philosophical conversation (gosh that makes me sound like a nerd!)
2.) Making lists
3.) Totally random trivia
4.) Guitar (or so I'm told, but I don't have enough of an ego to believe it.)
5.) Winning the worlds worst handwriting competition, though I do draw a mean stick figure!
6.) Computer related tasks and analytically thinking (it's comes with the job)
The first things people usually notice about me
I would hope that someone meeting me for the first time would notice my confident attitude or fun disposition. More likely, however, they notice my inappropriately loud laugh!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Anything by Chuck Klosterman, anything by Christopher Moore, 1984, Brave New World, anything philisophical, most things tecchy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Tolkien, lots of classical literature.

Favorite Movies: American Beauty, American History X,Really bad Horror Movies, Horror flicks, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Scott Pilgrim, Musicals, anything by Kevin Smith, Monty Python flicks, Serenty, etc.

Favorite Shows: Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Burn Notice, Firefly, Stargate, Dexter, Supernatural, etc.

Favorite Bands: Alkaline Trio, Coheed and Cambria, Bright Eyes, Say Anything, Cake, Arctic Monkeys, NOFX, and most Blues, Jazz, Funk, Punk and so forth. For more just ask as there are far too many to list! I'm a bit of audiophile.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Family and Friends(of course)
2.) Witty Banter
3.) Ranch's a problem
4.) The internet( who doesn't love Spotify?)
5.) Platypuses
6.) The soothing sound of Morgan Freeman's voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Christopher Walken is doing at any given moment. Whether Gandalf would beat Yoda in a fight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing a show or meeting up with friends. I lead a busy life.
You should message me if
You find anything in my profile that strikes your fancy!