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27 Baton Rouge, LA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:58am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I tend to be in the middle of multiple books and multiple projects, and rarely finish artwork. I'm eclectic and eccentric, and dislike definition. I'm comfortable with this, and with quiet companionship, and hope you are too. I try not to talk about nothing, which shouldn't be interpreted as reticence, there are plenty of things I'm passionate about and I'll talk your ear off given the opportunity.

Moved to Louisiana from New England, but I've been here for a few years. It's different, duh, but I love it. My mother was a chef, so I'm constantly exploring southern cuisine, and experimenting at home.

I'm always looking for new people to join me for adventures, art shows, concerts, bike rides, hikes, road trips, making art, museums, games, burlesque, swapping comics, sushi, barbecues, smoking, forties, record listening, reading aloud, book signings, flea markets, nerd conventions, people watching, sailing, window shopping, movie watching, shooting guns, et cetera. #activity-oriented

"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world" -Oscar Wilde
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a curriculum vitae not a resume. I study the ocean. Sometimes I disappear for weeks at sea, sometimes I write code to simulate fish and toxic algae movement. Right now I'm building a robot.

Some day I hope to go to Antarctica, the Moon, or Mars. Maybe Europa1.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, drawing, fixing bikes, obeying traffic laws, picking movies, cooking for others, networking, fact-checking, over thinking the situation, putting my foot in my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Strangers ask about my tattoos, it's a fun geography quiz. Cashiers compliment my teeth, but what they mean is I have giant canines. Nurses notice big ole veins if they're sticking me. I drive a super creepy van.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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H.P. Lovecraft, Philip K Dick, Charles Bukowski, Mark Kurlanksy, Isaac Asimov, Dante Alighieri, Edward Abbey

Dead Alive, Star Wars, Tropic Thunder2, Wizards, Futurama, John Carpenter, Jurassic Park, Battlestar Galactica, It's Always Sunny, Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, The Life Aquatic, Broad City, American Horror Story

Lightning Bolt, Turing Machine, Fugazi, Modest Mouse, Bomb the Music Industry!, Jawbreaker, Fucked Up, Big Black, Hella, Amanda Palmer, Belle & Sebastian, Daggermouth, Lil Boosie, OFWGKTA, Death Grips, BBU, Leftover Crack

Dumplings are my weakness, also seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oceans, music, dreams, luck, chocolate, dice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Get rich quick schemes, and the end of days
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be at a bar, but chances are I'd rather not (about 90 seconds is my ideal interaction time with most people). Live music is good though. Sometimes I pick up bar shifts, then I can just watch people have awkward dates. Frequently I am on a boat for non-recreational purposes.

Perfect Friday: drink scotch at home, twist one up, and draw monsters while listening to Haleek Maul & Supreme Cuts' Chrome Lips. I also try to love on my records some.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I crush hard.
You should message me if
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You want to, or you think I'd want you to, or you're a living breathing human who finds it endearing that I ride a bike and traded in my Android for an old fashioned dumb phone with buttons. Extra points for (a)wkward moments, (b)ad bitches/bastards, (c)ulinary aptitude and (d)ifferential equations.

1: If there is a liquid methane ocean, I'd like designing AUVs to explore it.
2: This is one of the finest movies ever made. Discuss.