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So I came here to change this thing, but I still really like what
it says. I mean sure it doesn't actually capture how truly amazing
I am, but some things are better left for you to discover on your
I will say this: natural red hair, award winning chef (2nd place
beans at the family reunion) who's competed on the national stage
(Frankenfood), and world class mechanical genius. Seriously I'm
like click and clack, tell me the sound your car is making and I
will tell you what's wrong. I have lots of free time at the moment
and would love someone to share it with, to share some
I'm good at adventures...
So what am I looking for? Passion, Romance, and the thrill of it
all. I want to look in your eyes and see the stars. That's the
Will you take me out? Show me off? Let me embarrass you?
I tend to be submissive; so it wouldn't hurt if you were ok with
being a little (lot) Dominant.
NOTE: I am not a whore or a one night stand, if you're not looking
to get to know me don't bother writing. (That could change though
depending on how nice you are...)
NOTE: I appreciate the attention, but guys if you're not in my age
range or don't live in Austin please don't write me, I will not
respond. I'm not looking for a pen pal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make a farm profitable without losing my integrity as a
human being. Profitable may be a stretch, survivable is a better
I feed pigs and chickens, work on little projects around the farm,
and just generally enjoy my time with my grandkids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bacon from scratch!
Identifying exactly what's wrong with your car by listening to
Helpin people find their smile and perhaps a little peace and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Hair, then my smile...
never hurts when they notice my ass either..:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love live music. That's why I live in Austin
In books I'm really into sci-fi space operas with a strong female
lead. Jean Johnson or Thomas Deprima for example. For TV it has to
be animated, life is real enough and has plenty of drama, I see no
need to watch others pretend to experience it.
Movies...superheroes. Why not they're fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without just about everything. I'm a survivor, but I
have to have my dreams, and I have to have hope for the future.
It's not likely anyone could take those away from me though...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How a relationship with a man is going to be, it's been a while. If
I get what I want; how good can I be? How skilled will you be?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday's were made for seal clubbing! wouldn't you agree? I mean a
large pizza, couple of beers and a Louisville slugger... You down?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask me I will tell you anything...I'm not one for
volunteering information though...
I am married to a wonderful WOMAN [farmerjojo] thus the married
marker below my name, we have always been open and she has no
issues with me dating men, she does prefer me to date dominant men
simply because she knows that's what makes me happy and otherwise
I'm too much of a handful for any man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can be and can hang with a girl that's fun, daring, crazy, and
always on the go...
Oh and please write the word
"Ossenworst" in your message to let me know you read all my
Update: Hey you have to be in/around Austin and ready to meet in
person. Otherwise don't waste my time. I'm a real girl, I want a
real man who isn't afraid to take charge! Every man thinks he can,
I've yet to meet the one that will. Of course you damn well better
Love Vivian; can't wait to hear from you.
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