Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm happy, quirky, kinky, fun. I can be flirty, artsy, daring, and
I will say this: natural red hair, award winning chef (2nd place
beans at the family reunion) who's competed on the national stage
(Frankenfood), and world class mechanical genius. Seriously I'm
like click and clack, tell me the sound your car is making and I
will tell you what's wrong. I have lots of free time at the moment
and would love someone to share it with, to share some
I'm good at adventures...
I prefer a more dominant man, enjoy a good spanking now and then
and I'm not opposed to being put in a cage. I am in a Lesbian
marriage but would enjoy the company of the right man for fun and
romance. Please just remember the ROMANCE before opening a
conversation with a sext message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make a farm profitable without losing my integrity as a
human being. Profitable may be a stretch, survivable is a better
I feed pigs and chickens, work on little projects around the farm,
and just generally enjoy my time with my grandkids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bacon from scratch!
Identifying exactly what's wrong with your car by listening to
Helpin people find their smile and perhaps a little peace and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Hair, then my smile...
never hurts when they notice my ass either..:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love live music. That's why I live in Austin
In books I'm really into sci-fi space operas with a strong female
lead. Jean Johnson or Thomas Deprima for example. For TV it has to
be animated, life is real enough and has plenty of drama, I see no
need to watch others pretend to experience it.
Movies...superheroes. Why not they're fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without just about everything. I'm a survivor, but I
have to have my dreams, and I have to have hope for the future.
It's not likely anyone could take those away from me though...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday's were made for seal clubbing! wouldn't you agree? I mean a
large pizza, couple of beers and a Louisville slugger... You down?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask me I will tell you anything...I'm not one for
volunteering information though...
I am married to a wonderful WOMAN [farmerjojo] thus the married
marker below my name, we have always been open and she has no
issues with me dating men, she does prefer me to date dominant men
simply because she knows that's what makes me happy and otherwise
I'm too much of a handful for any man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can be and can hang with a girl that's fun, daring, crazy, and
always on the go...
Oh and please write the word
"Ossenworst" in your message to let me know you are real.
Love Vivian; can't wait to hear from you.
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