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46 Cedar Creek, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-48
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:44pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on University
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm happy, quirky, kinky, fun. I can be flirty, artsy, daring, and naughty.

I will say this: natural red hair, award winning chef (2nd place beans at the family reunion) who's competed on the national stage (Frankenfood), and world class mechanical genius. Seriously I'm like click and clack, tell me the sound your car is making and I will tell you what's wrong. I have lots of free time at the moment and would love someone to share it with, to share some adventures.
I'm good at adventures...

I prefer a more dominant man, enjoy a good spanking now and then and I'm not opposed to being put in a cage. I am in a Lesbian marriage but would enjoy the company of the right man for fun and romance. Please just remember the ROMANCE before opening a conversation with a sext message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make a farm profitable without losing my integrity as a human being. Profitable may be a stretch, survivable is a better descriptor.
I feed pigs and chickens, work on little projects around the farm, and just generally enjoy my time with my grandkids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bacon from scratch!
Identifying exactly what's wrong with your car by listening to it.
Helpin people find their smile and perhaps a little peace and happiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Hair, then my smile...
never hurts when they notice my ass either..:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love live music. That's why I live in Austin
In books I'm really into sci-fi space operas with a strong female lead. Jean Johnson or Thomas Deprima for example. For TV it has to be animated, life is real enough and has plenty of drama, I see no need to watch others pretend to experience it.
Movies...superheroes. Why not they're fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without just about everything. I'm a survivor, but I have to have my dreams, and I have to have hope for the future. It's not likely anyone could take those away from me though...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Naughty things...
Humanitarian things
Political things
Farm things
Fun things
Family things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday's were made for seal clubbing! wouldn't you agree? I mean a large pizza, couple of beers and a Louisville slugger... You down?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask me I will tell you anything...I'm not one for volunteering information though...
I am married to a wonderful WOMAN [farmerjojo] thus the married marker below my name, we have always been open and she has no issues with me dating men, she does prefer me to date dominant men simply because she knows that's what makes me happy and otherwise I'm too much of a handful for any man.
You should message me if
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You can be and can hang with a girl that's fun, daring, crazy, and always on the go...
Oh and please write the word
"Ossenworst" in your message to let me know you are real.

Love Vivian; can't wait to hear from you.