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viviannavangogh

46 Cedar Creek, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–58
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:58am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Married
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One lucky man will be randomly selected for a date with me if their opening message includes the magic word hidden somewhere in this profile! Good Luck!

So I came here to change this thing, but I still really like what it says. I mean sure it doesn't actually capture how truly amazing I am, but some things are better left for you to discover on your own.

I will say this: natural red hair, award winning chef (2nd place beans at the family reunion) who's competed on the national stage (Frankenfood), and world class mechanical genius. Seriously I'm like click and clack, tell me the sound your car is making and I will tell you what's wrong. I have lots of free time at the moment and would love someone to share it with, to share some adventures.
I'm good at adventures...

So what am I looking for? Passion, Romance, and the thrill of it all. I want to look in your eyes and see the stars. That's the romantic crap.
Will you take me out? Show me off? Let me embarrass you?
I tend to be submissive; so it wouldn't hurt if you were ok with being a little (lot) Dominant.

NOTE: I am not a whore or a one night stand, if you're not looking to get to know me don't bother writing. (That could change though depending on how nice you are...)

NOTE: I appreciate the attention, but guys if you're not in my age range or don't live in Austin please don't write me, I will not respond. I'm not looking for a pen pal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make a farm profitable without losing my integrity as a human being. Profitable may be a stretch, survivable is a better descriptor.
I feed pigs and chickens, work on little projects around the farm, and just generally enjoy my time with my grandkids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bacon from scratch!
Identifying exactly what's wrong with your car by listening to it.
Helpin people find their smile and perhaps a little peace and happiness.
Stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Hair, then my smile...
never hurts when they notice my ass either..:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love live music. That's why I live in Austin
In books I'm really into sci-fi space operas with a strong female lead. Jean Johnson or Thomas Deprima for example. For TV it has to be animated, life is real enough and has plenty of drama, I see no need to watch others pretend to experience it.
Movies...superheroes. Why not they're fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without just about everything. I'm a survivor, but I have to have my dreams, and I have to have hope for the future. It's not likely anyone could take those away from me though...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How a relationship with a man is going to be, it's been a while. If I get what I want; how good can I be? How skilled will you be?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday's were made for seal clubbing! wouldn't you agree? I mean a large pizza, couple of beers and a Louisville slugger... You down?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask me I will tell you anything...I'm not one for volunteering information though...
I am married to a wonderful WOMAN [farmerjojo] thus the married marker below my name, we have always been open and she has no issues with me dating men, she does prefer me to date dominant men simply because she knows that's what makes me happy and otherwise I'm too much of a handful for any man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can be and can hang with a girl that's fun, daring, crazy, and always on the go...
Oh and please write the word
"Ossenworst" in your message to let me know you read all my details.
Update: Hey you have to be in/around Austin and ready to meet in person. Otherwise don't waste my time. I'm a real girl, I want a real man who isn't afraid to take charge! Every man thinks he can, I've yet to meet the one that will. Of course you damn well better be worthy.
Love Vivian; can't wait to hear from you.
Kisses!!!