Basic info: SW engineer, hobbies include being
super-amazingly-make-you-do-spit-takes-funny and clever. And
dashing. And not overselling myself to sound like I'm out of a
romance novel. That would be a low thing to do.
...incidentally, does that work?
'Cuz uh, if so, um, I've been reading the wrong books.
Right then. Harlequin it is.
What I’m doing with my life
I have an artsy background but a science job. Don't put me in a box
'cuz I'll just break it... (okay that was way too unique snowflake
but anyway). I'm a programmer. It's an interesting mix of language
and logic, and a satisfying pursuit.
I’m really good at
Writing fiction... which is why I have approximately 8 billion
*- my pub number may actually be slightly lower, due to my own
The first things people usually notice about me
I radiate charm, which is why I feel the need to tell you... so
you'll have the appropriate response when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren
Plenty of Dickens
The Last Picture Show
To the Lighthouse
Bon-Bon by Poe
The six things I could never do without
Internet snarkiness x6
Aaaaaannd I've been rediscovering past musical tastes via Pandora.
Metallica... so old they're cool again? Maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
15 year old me really wants to write "Your Mom" here. But since I'm
not 15, I totally didn't just write that. Anyway.
15 year old me was a little creepy. He just didn't know it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The moral of the story is, "YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!!11!"
No, not paranoid. Just find Samberg hilarious. Check out "Jack
Sparrow" by Lonely Island, too. I appreciate women who can goof. ;)
You should message me if
You're not shy
You get around
You wanna fly
don't want your feet on the ground
You stand up
You won't come down
You want to live
You want to move to the sound
You got fire
in your veins
but you don't feel the flame
you can't stop
until you do it again
...and if you love you some Foreigner ;P
Or if you're Jesse's girl. Because how can I find a woman like