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vjbyrd

32 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was born. My hair got bigger. I climbed a tree and my hands got all sappy. I laughed. I cried. You know. The usual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, reading, editing, performing. Taking a break from general nose-in-book-ing/staring-at-computer-ing to run in the park and ogle furry creatures. I have a strange predilection for squirrels.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Operating heavy machinery. Making pipe cleaner animals. Being the only person laughing in the movie theatre. Using the British spelling of words without meaning to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair? Smile? Whichever happens to be bigger at that particular moment, I reckon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anne Carson makes me do backflips. I'm a sucker for the entire Joss Whedon oeuvre. I was raised on "I Love Lucy," Charlie Chaplin and movies featuring fast-talking dames. My love for food is sacred, holy. Strangely, when I eat an exceptionally delicious meal, I feel a bit outraged and angry at its deliciousness. Makes me want to fight. A little.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
inky pens, bitter greens, bourbon, books, dremel tool, trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The roles of work and leisure in our lives. The terms "good" and "evil." What delicious thing I might eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking food, drinking whiskey, cavorting with friends. Sometimes dancing. Dance floors and libraries = my church.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I amuse myself. Probably a little too much.
You should message me if
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Your sense of humor borders on/fully falls within the nerdy realm. You're that rare combination of incredibly smart and humble. You've never had anyone tell you to stop talking *at* them. You're a curious and compassionate human known for making good conversation.