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29 Jersey City, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I don't understand the attitude that people seem to harbor that the world is a giant cesspool of shit and that it is difficult to find any good. I rather disagree with that. For as many bad things as there are in the world, there is plenty good to compensate. "Life sucks and then you die." I think people adapt this disposition in an attempt to distinguish themselves from the masses, not realizing that everybody else carries this same sentiment for the exact same reasons. As if thinking that people suck and are absolutely stupid would make them better individuals than everybody else. This is not to say that there is no stupidity and evil in this world, but this world is also not void of intelligence, good and integrity.
And then there is this issue of trustworthiness, this notion that others cannot be trusted. Again, some people cannot be trusted, but I think the desire to do good is inherent in everybody. Even people that do wrong find some type of moral justification for their actions, making it out to be for some greater good. Perhaps lack of trust creates more conflict, sometimes causing people to do bad things. Perhaps they harden themselves to the world, keeping others at a distance, thinking everyone is a stranger and can be of no help. But strangers are potentially friends that you have not met yet. So, stranger, let's be friends, enjoy some craft beers together and shoot the shit about movies, music, worldly matters...whatever, and let's see if we can bring some good to each other's lives.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well as you can clearly see from one of my pics, I am Johnny Depp's fashion consultant. The wax's dressed just like me!
But really, I'm a role model for the youth....and an actor...and a bouncer...and a mediator...and an interior decorator. In other words, I teach. Teaching comes with all of those responsibilities.
I’m really good at
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Being a role model. Seriously, teenagers look up to me.
Painting and drinking at the same time.
Impersonating Batman, Gollum and Bane.
Mortal Kombat.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Can I have your hair?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Siddhartha, Of Mice and Men, Fahrenheit 451, Dracula, Frankenstein, Under the Roofs of Paris, Dexter, The Sookie Stackhouse novels, Dexter ( I've only read Darkly Dreaming but am curious to see how much the books deviate from the television series), Great Expectations (because of the South Park episode that spoofs it), The Walking Dead...
Movies: The Wrestler, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, X-Files, The Devil's Rejects and House, mostly anything Kevin Smith...Dogma especially (really deep for a comedy movie...), Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, The Evil Dead, The Gingerdead Man (yes! I love cheesey horror films, The Crow (if they are so adamant about remaking that movie, they need to have Rob Zombie direct it and cast a no name such as myself in the movie. I can rock that look..)
Music: Marilyn Manson, NIN, My Chemical Romance, Interpol, Dir En Grey, Red Hot Chillie Pepper, The Cure, Dethklok, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Gwar, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000 (the first album only) Sevendust, God Forbid, Iron Maiden, Placebo, and that Gay Fish song from South Park
Television: True Blood, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Twin Peaks, Batman: The Animated Series, South Park, Hung (so upset they cancelled it!), and I still watch WWE Wrestling from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Craft beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are Mulholland Drive and Lost Highway really about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something involving fun and alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy watching the movie, "17 Again."
I also enjoyed "He's Just Not That into You."
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