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vladimir-poopin

32 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Halal
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Swahili, Tagalog, LISP, C++

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My self-summary
I love my dentist.
What I’m doing with my life
Generally, spending time on the phone with Comcast complaining about their Internet service which I canceled over a year ago.
I’m really good at
Slipping my hands into bowls of cold macaroni.
The six things I could never do without
Jesus, orangoutangs, existential zealots, cacti, index funds, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers, naked and crying on the floor of my kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not really Asian. Or Catholic.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Your good at grammar.
If you have never done a color run.
If you have nothing interesting to say - "Hi", "hey", and "you're hot" are just fine and plenty sufficient.