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vladimir-poopin

32 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Halal
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Swahili, Tagalog, LISP, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love my dentist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Generally, spending time on the phone with Comcast complaining about their Internet service which I canceled over a year ago.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Slipping my hands into bowls of cold macaroni.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My intellectual aroma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
50 shades of brown.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jesus, orangutans, existential zealots, cacti, index funds, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The last question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers, naked and crying on the floor of my kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really Asian. Or Catholic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your good at grammar.
If you have never done a color run.
If you have nothing interesting to say - "Hi", "hey", and "you're hot" are just fine and plenty sufficient.