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hola, mi nombre es Joséph
Open minded semi-introvert who seeks out new things, new food, new
places, new friends (enemies?) . The rest of the time i'm
quasi-regretting impulse buys, harassing the roomies dog, and
looking for a cup of coffee that will dilate my brain.
I like getting out of my usual stomping grounds. I've visited
Japan, the Caribbean, and a good amount of Europe and I'd like to
explore Scandinavia next. If your name is Bjork we should probably
I love the outdoors, but mostly just the summer months. Which is
why lately I've been regretting living in a place that traps you
inside for half the year! Q_Q
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What I’m doing with my life
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Eating all of the foods. Watching weird cartoons (more absurd =
better). Wondering why none of the sunglasses I try fit my head.
Giving out Dr. Steve Brule quotes as real advice. Coming up with
oddball inventions in my head that I'll never make.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm excellent at being a real person, 100% fakeness free!
other things i'm good at:
Not wearing affliction, ed hardy, or anything else with
Fixing things (MacGyver style) (paperclip and rubberband)
Judging people by their spotify playlists. (even though i regularly
set mine to private mode to hide embarrassment)
Holding my own in a conversation about nothing in particular.
Making friends with dogs and MOST house cats
Reading entire paragraphs and somehow not remembering a single
Going to every single bar with a patio ever created in Minneapolis.
The first things people usually notice about me
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HEEEEYYYYY BUDDY you look like Bam Marg-I KNOW DUDE. THANKS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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PODCASTS: My favorite one overall is Radiolab, as it is mind
blowingly good at times. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is good too.
Hardcore history is another one. Planet Money. Serial. THERE ARE A
LOT OF GOOD PODCASTS OKAY
MUSICS: i'll just list the last 5 things on my spotify list: The
Mars Volta, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Fleet Foxes, Opeth.
BOOKS: I like non-fiction books. For some reason if i'm reading i
feel i should be learning something. Fiction is good too but just
not as good to me.
MOVIES: Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, Eternal Sunshine,
Being John Malcovich, Adaptation, Children of Men, Snatch, Garden
State. The Fantastic Mr Fox. Akira. Porco Rosso. Miyazaki movies.
Old Boy. Drive. Inception.
SHOWS: There are a lot of great shows, but watching Adventure Time
makes me wonder what kind of person i'd have grown up to be had
that show been on in my youth. AWESOME. I'm going to mention Game
of Thrones here too because it deserves it. Also Madmen, Battlestar
Galactica, Workaholics, Arrested Development.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sharks! And space. Sharks in space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dont even know. Looking at yelp to see where the best french
fried potato shooters are. (just kidding)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am straight! I know its crazy huh! Sorry to be a heartbreaker to
all you dudes reading this :(
Also I have a LOT of nerdy interests and tendencies that i haven't
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