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31 M Minneapolis, MN

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
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Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++, Sanskrit, Ancient Greek, Finnish

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My self-summary
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hola, mi nombre es Joséph

Open minded semi-introvert who seeks out new things, new food, new places, new friends (enemies?) . The rest of the time i'm quasi-regretting impulse buys, harassing the roomies dog, and looking for a cup of coffee that will dilate my brain.

I like getting out of my usual stomping grounds. I've been to Japan, the Caribbean, and a good amount of Europe and I think i'd like to explore Scandinavia next. If your name is Bjork we should probably be buddies.

I love the outdoors, but mostly just the summer months. Which is why lately I've been regretting living in a place that traps you inside for half the year! Q_Q

It also may or may not be a goal of mine to hit every patio in Minneapolis this summer.

this is my new favorite thing on the internet
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting more into physical activities like hiking, yoga, frisbee golf and running. I also enjoy short term camping. Long term can get weird with lack of showers, in my opinion!

I have a good career that I could ride out forever, but lately i've been dreaming about shaking things up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm excellent at being a real person, 100% fakeness free!

other things i'm good at:
Not wearing affliction, ed hardy, or anything else with rhinestones.
Fixing things (MacGyver style) (paperclip and rubberband)
Judging people by their spotify playlists. (even though i regularly set mine to private mode to hide embarrassment)
Holding my own in a conversation about nothing in particular.
Making friends with dogs and MOST house cats
Reading entire paragraphs and somehow not remembering a single word.
Going to every single bar with a patio ever created in Minneapolis.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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PODCASTS: My favorite one overall is Radiolab, as it is mind blowingly good at times. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is good too. Hardcore history is another one. THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD PODCASTS OKAY

MUSICS: i'll just list the last 5 things on my spotify list: The Mars Volta, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Fleet Foxes, Opeth.

BOOKS: I like non-fiction books. For some reason if i'm reading i feel i should be learning something. Fiction is good too but just not as good to me.

MOVIES: Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, Eternal Sunshine, Being John Malcovich, Adaptation, Children of Men, Snatch, Garden State. The Fantastic Mr Fox. Akira. Porco Rosso. Miyazaki movies. Old Boy. Drive. Inception.

SHOWS: There are a lot of great shows, but watching Adventure Time makes me wonder what kind of person i'd have grown up to be had that show been on in my youth. AWESOME. I'm going to mention Game of Thrones here too because it deserves it. Also Madmen, Battlestar Galactica, Workaholics, Arrested Development.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My blood
Succulent foods
the number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sharks! And space. Sharks in space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dont even know. Looking at yelp to see where the best french fried potato shooters are. (just kidding)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am straight! I know its crazy huh! Sorry to be a heartbreaker to all you dudes reading this :(

Also I have a LOT of nerdy interests and tendencies that i haven't listed =x
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You've got your own hobbies, opinions, depth, and you want to go on scooter adventures. Or find buried treasure.