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My self-summary
hola, mi nombre es Joséph

Open minded semi-introvert who seeks out new things, new food, new places, new friends (enemies?) . The rest of the time i'm quasi-regretting impulse buys, harassing the roomies dog, and looking for a cup of coffee that will dilate my brain.

I like getting out of my usual stomping grounds. I've visited Japan, the Caribbean, and a good amount of Europe and I'd like to explore Scandinavia next. If your name is Bjork we should probably be buddies.

I love the outdoors, but mostly just the summer months. Which is why lately I've been regretting living in a place that traps you inside for half the year! Q_Q

this is my new favorite thing on the internet
What I’m doing with my life
Eating all of the foods. Watching weird cartoons (more absurd = better). Wondering why none of the sunglasses I try fit my head. Giving out Dr. Steve Brule quotes as real advice. Coming up with oddball inventions in my head that I'll never make.
I’m really good at
I'm excellent at being a real person, 100% fakeness free!

other things i'm good at:
Not wearing affliction, ed hardy, or anything else with rhinestones.
Fixing things (MacGyver style) (paperclip and rubberband)
Judging people by their spotify playlists. (even though i regularly set mine to private mode to hide embarrassment)
Holding my own in a conversation about nothing in particular.
Making friends with dogs and MOST house cats
Reading entire paragraphs and somehow not remembering a single word.
Going to every single bar with a patio ever created in Minneapolis.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
PODCASTS: My favorite one overall is Radiolab, as it is mind blowingly good at times. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is good too. Hardcore history is another one. Planet Money. Serial. THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD PODCASTS OKAY

MUSICS: i'll just list the last 5 things on my spotify list: The Mars Volta, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Fleet Foxes, Opeth.

BOOKS: I like non-fiction books. For some reason if i'm reading i feel i should be learning something. Fiction is good too but just not as good to me.

MOVIES: Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, Eternal Sunshine, Being John Malcovich, Adaptation, Children of Men, Snatch, Garden State. The Fantastic Mr Fox. Akira. Porco Rosso. Miyazaki movies. Old Boy. Drive. Inception.

SHOWS: There are a lot of great shows, but watching Adventure Time makes me wonder what kind of person i'd have grown up to be had that show been on in my youth. AWESOME. I'm going to mention Game of Thrones here too because it deserves it. Also Madmen, Battlestar Galactica, Workaholics, Arrested Development.
The six things I could never do without
My blood
Succulent foods
the number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sharks! And space. Sharks in space.
On a typical Friday night I am
I dont even know. Looking at yelp to see where the best french fried potato shooters are. (just kidding)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am straight! I know its crazy huh! Sorry to be a heartbreaker to all you dudes reading this :(

Also I have a LOT of nerdy interests and tendencies that i haven't listed =x
You should message me if
You've got your own hobbies, opinions, depth, and you want to go on scooter adventures and/or find buried treasure.