vodianoi
41 Baltimore, MD
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My self-summary
I like long walks through city streets with good headphones and no destination.

I enjoy strange and altered states.

I like big fires in dark forests.

I think video games and watching sports is pretty boring.
I’m really good at
Blowing Bubbles, Climbing trees, repairing computers, late nights followed by early mornings, cleaning, hiking, biking, being a drinking buddy, dealing with aggressive people, moving quickly, forgetting things I often need to remember, hosting crazy fucking Karaoke parties, sitting quietly and breathing, laughing loudly, keeping secrets, lying.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red beard
My healthy guffaw
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Swans, Skinny Puppy, Birthday Party, Gnaw their tongues, Dirty Three, Jesus Lizard, Blonde Redhead, Coil, Threshold House Boys Choir, Soisong, Flaming Lips, Cherubs, Ween, Throbbing Gristle, Scott Walker, Death in June, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Kraftwerk, Gold Panda, Of Montreal, Portugal.The.Man, High on Fire, Melvins, Karp, Brian Eno, wind hand, butthole surfers, Primal Scream, Joy Division, Cocteau Twins, etc.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Dune, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Baraka, Apocalypse Now, Kenneth Anger, Maya Deren, Enter the void, The Piano Teacher, The Secretary, reflecting skin, altered states, Wicker Man, The cook, the thief, his wife and her lover, The Heart, She Holler,Derek Jarman,

Books: Various Occult and Religious texts, Dune series, William S. Burroughs, Cormac McCarthy, Philip K. Dick, austin osman spare, alan moore, Robert Anton Wilson. Right now I'm reading Gulp. , Stiff by Mary Roach and Shambhala by Chogyam Trungpa.

Food: Pretty much anything except fast food. Ethiopian is my personal favorite right now.
The six things I could never do without
Nature , nipple vices, fire , contradiction, Bubbles, Puppies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music in all it forms, flavors and useless categorizations.

... when Cthulhu will rise.

....Death. Which causes me to then think of life which then inevitably brings me back to death. It's a vicious circle you could spend a lifetime exploring.

...how I woke up here.

..why Jhonn Balance fell off a balcony and died. So ironic and amusing but now I have no new Coil to listen to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the Melbourne shuffle in my thong.

Finding the loudest, most harsh show.

Finding the most chill show.

Drinking in the streets with frangers. (which is a word I just made up to describe that point when you are so drunk you don't know if the people you are with are friends or strangers)

Sitting bug-eyed in a basement. (This one is done with close friends only)

Wandering aimlessly through dark alleys.

Eating late night Korean food.

Singing Karaoke till' I pass out naked.

Fighting to save the world from its imminent conquer by lawn gnomes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once pulled out my dick to avoid a fight. It worked.

I found this while browsing porn sites and immediately stopped and watched it for hours. I love everything about it! Although I may have chosen Diamanda Galas to do the singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=---dWzYH-fM

It's not porn. Just watch it you know you want toooo...
You should message me if
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20S_kwNb4rg

If you think it's a joke.

If you think it's not a joke.

If you know it's a joke.

If you want it to be a joke.

If you don't care if it's a joke

If you can laugh about it either way.

If you think The Jesus and Mary Chain - Honey's Dead is the sexiest album ever!!

If you are a really an adventurous person. Everyone seems to think they are but I have found few who actually are.

You want to hit a weird show. Music, movie, drag whatever
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