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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings, Earthican.

I'm a self identified nerd, and proud of it. I love reading and dabble in writing and other creative activities. My first love is history, and it is something I have an over-riding passion for.

I'm shy. I feel like I'm more awkward than I probably am. I can also be the funniest person you've ever met. Sometimes I will make you want to tear your hair out.

I identify as bisexual, but truth be told, I've had somewhat limited experience with other men, but it's a side of me that I want to explore more of. I just need to find the right person for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
To quote Xavier, Renegade Angel, "I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler."

I figured this would be as good of a place as any to share some quotes I enjoy.

"Strangers passing in the street,
By chance two separate glances meet,
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can."

"Did you ever wonder why
We had to run for shelter
When the promise of a brave new world
Unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?"

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Proverb

"Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!"
"You mean 'sic semper tyranus'. What you just said was 'always faithful terrible lizard'."
"I did? Cool!"
-Conversation between Henchman 21 and Dr. Henry Killinger, "The Venture Brothers"

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Writing, Debate (when I have my +5 Box o' Wine)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair, the beard, the labcoat, or the voice. Hell, everything about me screams "out of place!".

And no, I am not British.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Song of Ice and Fire, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Harry Turtledove, Preacher, Homer, Shakespeare, Paradise Lost, Sherlock Holmes, Douglas Adams, Lovecraft, Robert Harris' Cicero Trilogy, Arthur C. Clarke, The Dresden Files

Pink Floyd The Wall, Forbidden Zone, Dead Alive, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Trial, Apocalypse Now, Akira Kurosawa, The Producers

Star Trek, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, Sherlock, I, Claudius, Rome, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, 30 Rock, The X-Files, Rick and Morty, Mr. Pickles

Pink Floyd, Oingo Boingo, Ayreon, Gogol Bordello, Devo, Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, AFI, Voltaire, David Bowie, Dethklok, Bad Religion, The Aquabats, The Beatles, System of a Down, Syd Barrett, The Protomen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books (Especially history books)
The internet
Star Trek
Bad movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best way to turn my home into a fortress. Also, the song "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. I cannot get it out of my head, ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wanting to do drunken karaoke, but more often than not, not finding anyone to come along... So probably just hanging out with friends at home instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Website, I like you and all, but we've just met. I don't think it's time yet to be busting out these secrets. Give it some time, and I'm sure we'll connect, and I'll tell you some secrets that will knock your socks off. ;D
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You can hold a conversation.
2. You're not easily offended.
3. You're not going to sober up anytime soon.