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von_ubelmann

25 M Redding, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:06am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Greetings, Earthican.

I'm a self identified nerd, and proud of it. I love reading and dabble in writing and other creative activities. My first love is history, and it is something I have an over-riding passion for.

I'm shy. I feel like I'm more awkward than I probably am. I can also be the funniest person you've ever met. Sometimes I will make you want to tear your hair out.

I identify as bisexual, but truth be told, I've had somewhat limited experience with other men, but it's a side of me that I want to explore more of. I just need to find the right person for that.
What I’m doing with my life
To quote Xavier, Renegade Angel, "I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler."

I also spend a lot of time living in the Sixth Dimension, mostly moving in the wrong direction.
I’m really good at
Cooking, Writing, Debate (when I have my +5 Box o' Wine)
The first things people usually notice about me
The hair, the beard, the labcoat, or the voice. Hell, everything about me screams "different!".

And no, I am not British.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Harry Turtledove, Preacher, Homer, Shakespeare, Paradise Lost, Sherlock Holmes, Douglas Adams, Lovecraft, Robert Harris' Cicero Trilogy, Arthur C. Clarke

Pink Floyd The Wall, Forbidden Zone, Dead Alive, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Trial, Apocalypse Now, Akira Kurosawa, The Producers

Star Trek, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, Sherlock, Dr. Who, I, Claudius, Rome, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, 30 Rock, The X-Files

Pink Floyd, Oingo Boingo, Ayreon, Gogol Bordello, Devo, Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, AFI, David Bowie, Dethklok, Bad Religion, The Aquabats, The Beatles, System of a Down, Syd Barrett, The Protomen
The six things I could never do without
Books (Especially history books)
The internet
Star Trek
Kitties
Bad movies
Caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The best way to turn my home into a fortress. Also, the song "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. I cannot get it out of my head, ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing drunken karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Website, I like you and all, but we've just met. I don't think it's time yet to be busting out these secrets. Give it some time, and I'm sure we'll connect, and I'll tell you some secrets that will knock your socks off. ;D
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
1. You can hold a conversation.
2. You're not easily offended.
3. You're not going to sober up anytime soon.