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I plant trees and protect habitat, stuck in a delusion that i'm
saving the planet.
I'm not sure about the cadence i'm going with here. I like the
colour red.. and green. I run a business on the side (not drugs
alas, for that would be more profitable). I like cheese and smoked
I've been a soldier. Kerouac is boring and i don't know why
Hemingway self censors. I have a terrarium. With frogs and fish and
prawns and mussels and plants. Its cool.
I despise PC, unless its a muscle or a computer. I call a spade a
spade. Unless its a shovel. In which case i'll call it a shovel.
Unless there's some confusion and we have to googs it.
I do yoga. Sometimes. I handed out food after the tsunami in
Indonesia. I like camping and the bush.
I'd prefer an elephant, mule, camel, horse or donkey to a car. Or a
tricerotops. Are they even still called that these days? Ayn Rand
is funny. There is nothing more repugnant than one who peddles
false truths and dictoms. And i don't understand vegetarianism or
veganism or fruitarianism or airatarianism or.. Having said that, I
respect your stance. Until I disembowel your argument. With a piece
GF, GMO, BPA, preservative and additive, dolphin, whale, ivory,
tiger penis, deer antler, CFC and black bear bowel free,
biodynamic, macro, free range, forest alliance, recycled and
organic, of course. With a hint of basil.
Life is Life to me, regardless of incarnation or use for the
benefit of others. It deserves respect. I read a study about rats
and addiction to cocaine when i was an anthropology student. I feel
secure when i hear rain on a tin roof.
When the Abbott regime has been deposed, I think we should call
Australia Day - Republic Day. That will no doubt be eventually
abbreviated to Public Day... Pub Day! I love Hot, Sticky, sweaty
sex as much as a romp under the doona on a winter's night by the
fire. And glass. That's a pretty fuck'n cool invention.
I drive a ute.
What I’m doing with my life
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Winning it motherfuckers!!
I’m really good at
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Pretending i know everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Too tall/too short
Eyes too close together/ far apart
Too lanky/ crooked nose
Too hippie. ....etc
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tom Robbins, Gurdjieff, Hess, Huxley, Heller, Orwell. Mills
and boon. boom boom. military history. ethnobotany.
Movies: Battle of Waterloo, Event Horizon, Fight Club, Irreversable
(not really fave, but powerful), Run Lola Run, Amelie, Cult,
Theatre: Les Mis, JC superstar, Ibsen, Chekov.
Music: is good to dance to.
Anything with a beat or melody really
Food? FEED ME!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Paul Newmans classic salad dressing
Eskal gherkins (chilli)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My hypothesis. Sex Is God Is Death. Not necessarily in that order.
I need a couple of bits. not quite finished. Still stuck on cell
division. Anyone a philosopher of biology? Why girls put the toilet
roll facing the wall?! Ants should be revered as gods!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a pub/Bar/gig. Getting, or not getting drunk, chatting up ladies
and generally being an idiot.
At home chilling after a hard week watching some B grader while
tinkering with my terrarium.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I would love a homing pigeon coop..... with pigeons that have
lasers.... that destroy enemy tanks.....
I get teary when I watch Susan Boyle stick it to the man.
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