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33 M Brunswick, Australia

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Today – 5:39am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I like beer... and wine... and vodka. I plant trees and protect habitat, stuck in a delusion that i'm saving the planet.
I'm not sure about the cadence i'm going with here. I like the colour red.. and green. I run a business on the side (not drugs alas, for that would be more profitable). I like cheese and smoked salmon.
I've been a soldier. Kerouac is boring and i don't know why Hemingway self censors. I have a terrarium. With frogs and fish and prawns and mussels and plants. Its cool.
I despise PC, unless its a muscle or a computer. I call a spade a spade. Unless its a shovel. In which case i'll call it a shovel. Unless there's some confusion and we have to googs it.
Exercise is important. But it should be normal and not confined to industrialised treadmill factories. In fact, that smacks of an ill society. Yes, that's with an 'S' Yankee red line.
I do yoga. I handed out food after the tsunami in Indonesia. I like camping and the bush/forest is my 'special place'. I prefer waterholes and rivers over the ocean but i'm not averse to fishing or rock fossicking whilst there.
I'd prefer an elephant, mule, camel, horse or donkey to a car. Or a stegasaurus. Are they even still called that these days? Ayn Rand is funny. There is nothing more repugnant than one who peddles false truths and dictoms. And i don't understand vegetarianism or veganism or fruitarianism or airatarianism or.. Having said that, I respect your stance.
Life is Life to me, regardless of incarnation or use for the benefit of others. It deserves respect. I read a study about rats and addiction to cocaine when i was an anthropology student. I feel secure when i hear rain on a tin roof. No boogey men go out in the rain! Why doesn't this have italics?
When the Abbott regime has been deposed, I think we should call Australia Day - Republic Day. That will no doubt be abbreviated to Public Day... Pub Day! I love Hot, Sticky, sweaty sex as much as a romp under the doona on a winter's night by the fire. And glass. That's a pretty fuck'n cool invention.
I coin words. Like this one; totesdef. It means 'giraffe without neck'. The prefix totes refers to the Latin for bag. Def refers to 'define definitive'
I drive a ute.
That'll do
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Too short..
Too tall..
eyes are too far apart.
put some clothes on!
too hairy
what's with that?
are you on the level?
too straight
can you actually spell?
liberal voter
yeah, i love pets too
eyes too narrow
eat something babe!
hmm, i haven't read that..
how can you still be single?
wow, you sound a little demanding..

whoa.... you my dear have an incredibly beautiful soul!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking shit.
Pretending i know everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Too tall/too short
Eyes too close together/ far apart
Too lanky/ crooked nose
Too hippie. ....etc
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tom Robbins, Gurdjieff, Hess, Huxley, Heller, Orwell. Mills and boon. boom boom. military history. ethnobotany.
Movies: Battle of Waterloo, Event Horizon, Fight Club, Irreversable (not really fave, but powerful), Run Lola Run, Amelie, Cult, horror, classics.
Theatre: Les Mis, JC superstar, Ibsen, Chekov.
Music: Secret chiefs 3, really digging the gypsy folk blue grass roots caper thingy going on. dub, beats and ambient psy, Shpongle, Woohoo revue, Doris Day, jesus rodriguez, Nina Simone, Jefferson Airplane, Nancy Sinatra, Simon and Garfunckle, Neil Diamond, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Tchaikovsky, Dylan.
Anything with a beat or melody really
Food? FEED ME!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Paul Newmans classic salad dressing
Eskal gherkins (chilli)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My hypothesis. Sex Is God Is Death. Not necessarily in that order. I need a couple of bits. not quite finished. Still stuck on cell division. Anyone a philosopher of biology? Why girls put the toilet roll facing the wall?!! Where to get my first tatt. the design is there. It's a bullant. Why doesn’t everyone love ants? They should be revered as gods!
And what the hell am i doing living in a one bedder cell?! I need grass underfoot goddammit! Praise the Gods summer is near..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a pub/Bar/gig. Getting, or not getting drunk, chatting up ladies and generally being an idiot.
At home chilling after a hard week watching some B grader while tinkering with my terrarium.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would love a homing pigeon coop..... with pigeons that have lasers.... that destroy enemy tanks.....
I get teary when I watch Susan Boyle stick it to the man.
You should message me if
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You like gardening