I'm not sure about the cadence i'm going with here. I like the colour red.. and green. I run a business on the side (not drugs alas, for that would be more profitable). I like cheese and smoked salmon.
I've been a soldier. Kerouac is boring and i don't know why Hemingway self censors. I have a terrarium. With frogs and fish and prawns and mussels and plants. Its cool.
I despise PC, unless its a muscle or a computer. I call a spade a spade. Unless its a shovel. In which case i'll call it a shovel. Unless there's some confusion and we have to googs it.
Exercise should not be confined to industrialised treadmill factories. In fact, that smacks of an ill society. Yes, that's with an 'S' Yankee red line.
I do yoga. Sometimes. I handed out food after the tsunami in Indonesia. I like camping and the bush.
I'd prefer an elephant, mule, camel, horse or donkey to a car. Or a tricerotops. Are they even still called that these days? Ayn Rand is funny. There is nothing more repugnant than one who peddles false truths and dictoms. And i don't understand vegetarianism or veganism or fruitarianism or airatarianism or.. Having said that, I respect your stance. Until I disembowel your argument. With a piece of bacon.
GF, GMO, BPA, preservative and additive, dolphin, whale, ivory, tiger penis, deer antler, CFC and black bear bowel free, biodynamic, macro, free range, forest alliance, recycled and organic, of course. With a hint of basil.
Life is Life to me, regardless of incarnation or use for the benefit of others. It deserves respect. I read a study about rats and addiction to cocaine when i was an anthropology student. I feel secure when i hear rain on a tin roof.
When the Abbott regime has been deposed, I think we should call Australia Day - Republic Day. That will no doubt be eventually abbreviated to Public Day... Pub Day! I love Hot, Sticky, sweaty sex as much as a romp under the doona on a winter's night by the fire. And glass. That's a pretty fuck'n cool invention.
I coin words. Like this one; totesdef. It means 'giraffe without neck'. The prefix totes refers to the Latin for bag. Def refers to 'define definitive'
I drive a ute.