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vonhungry

33 M Brunswick, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like beer... and wine... and vodka. I plant trees and protect habitat, stuck in a delusion that i'm saving the planet.
I'm not sure about the cadence i'm going with here. I like the colour red.. and green. I run a business on the side (not drugs alas, for that would be more profitable). I like cheese and smoked salmon.
I've been a soldier. Kerouac is boring and i don't know why Hemingway self censors. I have a terrarium. With frogs and fish and prawns and mussels and plants. Its cool.
I despise PC, unless its a muscle or a computer. I call a spade a spade. Unless its a shovel. In which case i'll call it a shovel. Unless there's some confusion and we have to googs it.
Exercise should not be confined to industrialised treadmill factories. In fact, that smacks of an ill society. Yes, that's with an 'S' Yankee red line.
I do yoga. Sometimes. I handed out food after the tsunami in Indonesia. I like camping and the bush.
I'd prefer an elephant, mule, camel, horse or donkey to a car. Or a tricerotops. Are they even still called that these days? Ayn Rand is funny. There is nothing more repugnant than one who peddles false truths and dictoms. And i don't understand vegetarianism or veganism or fruitarianism or airatarianism or.. Having said that, I respect your stance. Until I disembowel your argument. With a piece of bacon.
GF, GMO, BPA, preservative and additive, dolphin, whale, ivory, tiger penis, deer antler, CFC and black bear bowel free, biodynamic, macro, free range, forest alliance, recycled and organic, of course. With a hint of basil.
Life is Life to me, regardless of incarnation or use for the benefit of others. It deserves respect. I read a study about rats and addiction to cocaine when i was an anthropology student. I feel secure when i hear rain on a tin roof.
When the Abbott regime has been deposed, I think we should call Australia Day - Republic Day. That will no doubt be eventually abbreviated to Public Day... Pub Day! I love Hot, Sticky, sweaty sex as much as a romp under the doona on a winter's night by the fire. And glass. That's a pretty fuck'n cool invention.
I coin words. Like this one; totesdef. It means 'giraffe without neck'. The prefix totes refers to the Latin for bag. Def refers to 'define definitive'
I drive a ute.
That'll do
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question.
Or rather,
Winning it motherfuckers!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking shit.
Accents
Pretending i know everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Too tall/too short
Eyes too close together/ far apart
Too lanky/ crooked nose
Too hippie. ....etc
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tom Robbins, Gurdjieff, Hess, Huxley, Heller, Orwell. Mills and boon. boom boom. military history. ethnobotany.
Movies: Battle of Waterloo, Event Horizon, Fight Club, Irreversable (not really fave, but powerful), Run Lola Run, Amelie, Cult, horror, classics.
Theatre: Les Mis, JC superstar, Ibsen, Chekov.
Music: is good to dance to.
Anything with a beat or melody really
Food? FEED ME!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Paul Newmans classic salad dressing
salt
vinegar
Eskal gherkins (chilli)
costumes
companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My hypothesis. Sex Is God Is Death. Not necessarily in that order. I need a couple of bits. not quite finished. Still stuck on cell division. Anyone a philosopher of biology? Why girls put the toilet roll facing the wall?! Ants should be revered as gods!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a pub/Bar/gig. Getting, or not getting drunk, chatting up ladies and generally being an idiot.
At home chilling after a hard week watching some B grader while tinkering with my terrarium.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would love a homing pigeon coop..... with pigeons that have lasers.... that destroy enemy tanks.....
I get teary when I watch Susan Boyle stick it to the man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like gardening