I found him.... and he's perfect <3

I'm a walking contradiction.... I'm cynical and yet hopeful. I'm discouranged, yet always try my hardest. I'm a romantic, but I'm not sure I can find my soul mate. I like too many things to even mention, or narrow myself down to a certain kind of person. I can't be classified as normal, a punk, a prep, a goth, sportsy, etc... I embody all. I'm pretty low-key. I'm not a huge partier, but try to get out as often as I can. I'm addicted to filling out profiles like this even though it distracts me from doing what needs to be done. I've been hurt, I've been loved. This has already been more than a few sentences and I'm painfully aware of that.... I guess you'll just have to deal :)

New paragraph to rest the eyes.... I love art, dancing, and volunteer work. I'm completely random and hope to find a similar soul. I sing almost anywhere I am. Fun for me, embarrassing for others lol.... or entertainment you choose. I drink, but not to the point where I don't remember. I dont like drugs at all... I can be friends with druggies... but would never date one. I live in Lacey. I drive a black Scion Tc. I had my eyebrow pierced but now it's my lip. I dislike Disneyland. I love body pillows. I can't stand girls. I like smart sarcasm and wit... but not to the point where a person is mean. I like people who have interesting hobbies like rugby or origami. I really don't know what else there is to know about me that I can just type about.... I'll leave something for people to ask. I just want to meet decent people.... is that so damned hard?? In Washington apparently it is. I just want to meet good people. people who don't use people. People who don't lie. People who treat others well, tip good, and don't have a temper. People who are interesting and can hold conversations. People who like trying new things. People who aren't over the age of forty... NO SUGAR DADDIES! lol People who love animals, kids, and treating girls well... I'm tired of bullshit people, especially who lie about liking and doing all of what I've said, and then end up being an asshole like all the rest... If you wanna meet me... be prepared to be different... I have no patience for bullshit people. Please and thank you! ;o)

Oh yeah if you like Eddie Izzard, Christopher Walken, and David Sedaris... That'd be a plus! ;o)

Apparently I moved to Washington from Southern Cali and regretting it severely. I work as a care giver for mentally handicapped adults and just trying to find a guy my age who doesn't have a million kids or an ex-wife.

I'm trying to get back into school to get a Master's in Social Work.. which will be hard since I have a B.S. in Marketing... go fucking figure haha.

Funny enough... being a good girlfriend. Video games. Remembering lyrics to almost every song I hear. Karaoke. Quick comebacks. French toast... well all breakfast foods in general even though I almost never eat breakfast. Cuddling. Drawing cartoons... only once, I can never repeat a drawing for some bizarre reason. Cracking inappropriate jokes. Marketing. Breaking electronics. Getting lost even with a GPS. Crime fighting.

The eyes... or that I'm cool as shit :) Errrr I dunno. Maybe my winning smile... ok ok maybe not. Ask someone.

Goodness.. OKCupid deleted my profile and I'm getting tired re-writing it.. So um... gosh, wheres my motivation??

Let's see...... anything by David Sedaris, His Dark Materials trilogy, Da Vinci Code, hm.. anything kinda with dark humor, or I dunno regular old humor. Trivia books, and oh the Series of Unfortunate Events series.. haha

Movies... too many, Amelie, Love Actually, The Usual Suspects, Thank You For Smoking, Born into Brothels, The Royal Tenenbaums, Waiting, Step Brothers... well most Will Ferrell movies actually....

Food, I love Greek food, Brazilian, cheesecake, anything different... i try it all though becoming vegetarian has limited that some... but I am quite the different sort of vegetarian... ask and I'll elaborate

My dog (dude she rocks), pedicures (ugly feet are nast-ass), my quick wit (protects me from meanies trying to be big bullies haha), my car (to get around because being a home-body sucks... and getting to work.. this also includes my GPS cuz I suck), my friends (cuz then I'd be lonely), my hands (because I use them a lot in day-to-day activites and nubs would be too difficult), and my teeth (cuz I hate soup and chewing food is fun!) PLUSSSSSSSSS My wonderful boyfriend (who I love just way too much!)

Why seemingly chill guys want shitty women when there a perfectly good ones like myself who are single and are left dating the crappy guys who are abusive, have mommy daddy complexes, tiny penises, or want to control you.

I also like thinking about why people can't spell and it annoys me so, why everyone in Washington has 50 kids by age 20, if my dog will live to be like a million because she is so rad, why sometimes I say things that make me sounds like a black gangster, why I'm always tired, why pizza is so damn delicious, what a drink with Christopher walken would be like, how I can be both bitter and funny like Lewis Black, how I can pay my bills and not work 80 hours a week.... and more!!!

Doing anything I can because that is currently my only day off!!! Shazam!

When I was younger I stole money from my parents, and now karma is biting me in the ass.

Also I killed a hooker in Reno and ran for Congress and won. USA ROCKS!!! Haha kidding... but that hooker did deserve it.

You are not a member of the Scientology "religion"... and if you are... you can not talk to me because you are bat shit crazy. You are moderately good-looking, spell "you're" correctly, have nice teeth, can keep up with my sense of humor and don't get butt-hurt about poking a little fun atcha, always cut your fingernails so they aren't long and gross, do not have an abundance of body hair, are open-minded because stubborness is lame, aren't completely anti-social, and like cuddling <3

DISCLAIMER: I am chubby, get over it. I am super active tho, and eat healthy, so blame genetics.