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31 Grand Rapids, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:59am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born a poor black child. No wait, that's Steve Martin.

I fell into a cave and then my parents were murdered in a mugging. No, that's Adam West/Micheal Keaton/Val Kilmer/George Clooney/Christian Bale.

Ok, I think this is it...

I grew up in Grand Rapids, left to bounce around the country for a few years, and moved back. I love this city and I plan on staying. Also because the second I leave, something cool will happen and I'll be pissed.

Basically, I do whatever sounds fun at the moment, as long as it isn't likely to get me arrested, fired, injured or bankrupt. Or murdered, robbed, trampled, stabbed or frozen in a meat locker. I guess there's a lot of limitations on my actions, but it doesn't seem so bad once they've been internalized.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Biking. Watching Netflix. Taking over the world, using 1's and 0's. Using short sentences to make myself sound exciting.

Finally turning into an adult. Almost.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lightening the mood. I've been known to crack wise from time to time. I also have a vast knowledge of TV and movie, pop culture and history trivia, which I use to make jokes.

Amateur Psychology.

I'm very good at describing strangers in public places using two discerning features seperated by "Mc". Examples include Horseface McCapris, NoNose McFrostedTips, and BowTie McBowTie. A bow tie counts double.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My oversize cranium.

Or, on here, maybe that my pictures are kinda weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a little bit of everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
TV. Illegally downloaded media. My keys. Bike. Computer. The Cubs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do in the next 20 minutes.

Not talking about nerd stuff. And then doing it anyway.

How many sides does a die need to be considered a sphere?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, drinking and judging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to Ani Difranco. And lots of other embarrassing music, like synth-pop.

And I HATE Prairie Home Companion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind having your shortcomings pointed out in an amusing manner. You want to get a drink and make fun of everyone in sight.