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30 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was born a poor black child. No wait, that's Steve Martin.

I fell into a cave and then my parents were murdered in a mugging. No, that's Adam West/Micheal Keaton/Val Kilmer/George Clooney/Christian Bale.

Ok, I think this is it...

I grew up in Grand Rapids, left to bounce around the country for a few years, and moved back. I love this city and I plan on staying. Also because the second I leave, something cool will happen and I'll be pissed.

After fixing cars for seven years, I've entered into the white-collar world. It's a bit of a culture shock. Ask me what I do.

Basically, I do whatever sounds fun at the moment, as long as it isn't likely to get me arrested, fired, injured or bankrupt. Or murdered, robbed, trampled, stabbed or frozen in a meat locker. I guess there's a lot of limitations on my actions, but it doesn't seem so bad once they've been internalized.
What I’m doing with my life
Biking. Watching Netflix. Taking over the world, using 1's and 0's. Using short sentences to make myself sound exciting.

Finally turning into an adult. Almost.
I’m really good at
Lightening the mood. I've been known to crack wise from time to time. I also have a vast knowledge of TV and movie, pop culture and history trivia, which I use to make jokes.

Amateur Psychology.

I'm very good at describing strangers in public places using two discerning features seperated by "Mc". Examples include Horseface McCapris, NoNose McFrostedTips, and BowTie McBowTie. A bow tie counts double.
The first things people usually notice about me
My oversize cranium.

Or, on here, maybe that my pictures are kinda weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a little bit of everything.
The six things I could never do without
TV. Illegally downloaded media. My keys. Bike. Computer. The Cubs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to do in the next 20 minutes.

Not talking about nerd stuff. And then doing it anyway.

How many sides does a die need to be considered a sphere?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, drinking and judging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Ani Difranco. And lots of other embarrassing music, like synth-pop.

And I HATE Prairie Home Companion.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't mind having your shortcomings pointed out in an amusing manner. You want to get a drink and make fun of everyone in sight.