I took piano lessons as a child and when the instructor stepped out of the room, I tried playing with my feet. I've slept though an earthquake and a fire alarm, if this were the stone age, I would have already been eaten by something bigger and more alert. My second toe is longer than my big toe. I photograph terribly, so you will always look great in every picture from our vacation in Greece. I can get hangry from time to time (that's not a typo, that's when I get angry if I'm hungry). I'm not great at sharing my kitchen, so you're going to have to watch me cook or crochet or whatever it is you like to do while I cook. What do you want to do while I cook? Oh, and from what my friends tell me, I think I'm much funnier than I actually am, so get ready for jokes like this - How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it - hilarious.
So, do you have a joke you want to share with me? How about some things I should know about you - twitterarti? professional food instragrammer? hunchback? cat lady?