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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), Gujarati (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to bore you with details of how awesome, charming, and witty I am, nor am I going to attach hyperbolized adjectives alongside my name to convince you that I am the second coming of Batman. Instead, here are some things you probably should know about me.

I took piano lessons as a child and when the instructor stepped out of the room, I tried playing with my feet. I've slept though an earthquake and a fire alarm, if this were the stone age, I would have already been eaten by something bigger and more alert. My second toe is longer than my big toe. I photograph terribly, so you will always look great in every picture from our vacation in Greece. I can get hangry from time to time (that's not a typo, that's when I get angry if I'm hungry). I'm not great at sharing my kitchen, so you're going to have to watch me cook or crochet or whatever it is you like to do while I cook. What do you want to do while I cook? Oh, and from what my friends tell me, I think I'm much funnier than I actually am, so get ready for jokes like this - How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it - hilarious.

So, do you have a joke you want to share with me? How about some things I should know about you - twitterarti? professional food instragrammer? hunchback? cat lady?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a strategy consultant, I love my job and the challenges it offers me. In my free time I wile my life away by spending time with friends, family, and learning new ways to club baby seals (just checking if you were still paying attention).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I'm really good at picking up new sports, traveling without an agenda, telling terrible jokes, and making sure my belt and shoes match.

I cook well (French, Italian and Spanish for now, trying my hand at Mexican food), and I make great cocktails. I used to play semi-pro golf, college volleyball, and international full contact chess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My aura of awesomeness, my winning smile, my semi hipster glasses, or how I am not a splitting image of Mickey Rourke...really depends on what you're looking out for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Love the Harry Potter series (suck it Twilight), almost anything by Bill Bryson, and a lot of historical non-fiction (William Dalrymple, etc.).

Movies: The Godfather I & II, The Usual Suspects, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Swingers, .... there are more.

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Community, The Office, Top Chef, Iron Chef, No Reservations, Dexter,...and again, there are more.

Music: Mumford & Sons, Florence & the Machine, Fun, Passion Pit, Jay-Z, Lupe Fiasco, Frank Ocean, Anthony Hamilton, Andrea Bocelli, Naughty by Nature, and many many more.

Food: Everything prepared the right way is delicious. And to be honest, variety is tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitchen - that's right, I'm counting it as one item
Technology - I'm lumping the interweb, my phone, computer, etc. together
Air Miles - I'm a consultant - I use these to feed myself
My passport - My friends and family live in places I can't go without it
Some form of competition
My Michelin Guide - the Bib Gourmand section is especially appealing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Russian epics, Moldovan hipster pornography, why Charlie bit his finger, how to make things know...the usual stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out of town on a weekend trip or out with friends in Chicago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That two of these statements are true:
1. I figure skated as a child and was on a team called Desert Storm.
2. I'm distantly related to Norah Jones.
3. I shot at a baboon with a bow and arrow.
4. I speak all the languages I claim in my profile
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The type of woman I find attractive tends to be passionate about her work, embraces independence but finds it comforting to lean into the arms of someone else. She knows the difference between their and they're and can keep up during conversations that extend beyond the latest celebrity scandal.

BUT, more importantly, attractive enough so my aunts won't judge you, but not TOO attractive so a creepy uncle might grope you, and the ability to run in heels. If (when) you respond feel free to include a resume. Don't be afraid to make yourself stand out!