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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:31pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), Gujarati (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I took piano lessons as a child and when the instructor stepped out of the room, I tried playing with my feet. I've slept though an earthquake and a fire alarm, if this were the stone age, I would have already been eaten by something bigger and more alert. My second toe is longer than my big toe. I photograph terribly, so you will always look great in every picture from our vacation in Greece. I can get hangry from time to time (that's not a typo, that's when I get angry if I'm hungry). I'm not great at sharing my kitchen, so you're going to have to watch me cook, or crochet, or whatever it is you like to do while I cook. Oh, and from what my friends tell me, I think I'm much funnier than I actually am, so get ready for jokes like this - How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it - hilarious.

My friends were initially annoyed when I started my photography habit, but they've since come around and ask me to take my camera on all trips or record important events. I love taking pictures (with an actual camera). I feel that good documentation of events makes for even better stories later. At least that's what I think when I see old pictures of my family.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a strategy consultant, I love my job and the challenges it offers me. In my free time I wile my life away by spending time with friends, family, and learning new ways to club baby seals (just checking if you were still paying attention).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up new sports, traveling without an agenda, and making sure my belt and shoes match.

I cook well (French, Italian and Spanish for now, trying my hand at Mexican food), and I make a decent Sazerac. I used to play competitive golf, college volleyball, and international full contact chess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My aura of awesomeness, my winning smile, my semi hipster glasses, or how I am not a splitting image of Mickey Rourke...really depends on what you're looking out for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Almost anything by Bill Bryson, and a lot of historical non-fiction (William Dalrymple, etc.).

Movies: The Godfather I & II, The Usual Suspects, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Swingers, .... there are more.

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Community, The Office, Top Chef, Iron Chef, No Reservations, Dexter,...and again, there are more.

Music: Mumford & Sons, Florence & the Machine, Fun, Passion Pit, Jay-Z, Lupe Fiasco, Frank Ocean, Anthony Hamilton, Andrea Bocelli, Naughty by Nature, and many many more.

Food: Everything prepared the right way is delicious. And to be honest, variety is tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitchen - that's right, I'm counting it as one item
The internet - It's a series of tubes
Air Miles - I'm a consultant - I use these to feed myself
My passport - My friends and family live in places I can't go without it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Russian epics, Moldovan hipster pornography, why Charlie bit his finger, how to make things know...the usual stuff. - Oh, and where I'm going to be in 5 years.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That two of these statements are true:
1. I figure skated as a child and was on a team called Desert Storm.
2. I'm distantly related to Norah Jones.
3. I shot at a baboon with a bow and arrow.
4. I speak all the languages I claim in my profile
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attractive enough so my aunts won't judge you, but not TOO attractive so a creepy uncle might grope you. If you can drive stick, wear heels, and fly around an excel spreadsheet - let's call it a day and head to Vegas, because I'm pretty sure I'm in love.