A Knight's Tale
Anything with Arnold or 80s action movies that have a ridiculously
high BMI. Did you see the Expendables? That shit was hilariously
awesome and definitely not from the 80s. Why can't more movies be
like this? Instead, we get stuck with little brittish kids with bad
eye sight and magic powers. How can your chosen one be awesome if
he has glasses?! This makes no sense!
The Rolling Stones. Mick Jagger is what a rock star should be.
Screw that Beatles hippie BS. Honestly, would you rather be a
hippie or a rock star? I choose rock star. Either way, if they ever
got into a fight, the Stones would kick the shit out of the
Beatles. Yes, they are mostly dead, but even if they weren't, I am
pretty sure Keith Richards is immortal. He sleeps hanging upside
down like a bat.
I'm not picky about what I eat. Although I do not want Chinese
food. I also don't like fast food burger places since they are
unhealthy. Trans fat is gross. Is there a good Italian place
around? Please don't make me do Italian. I tend to spill sauce on
my stuff. If a restaurant sells hamburgers I will most likely
choose one of those, unless they require serving it with a bun...I
am strongly opposed to carbohydrates and will refuse to eat a plate
with any served on it. I should also stay away from places that
have spicy foods. I will get the spiciest thing possible and my
stomach will hate me for it. I am totally fine with it hating me
because I hate it equally since it is such a jerk.