I find it amusing that no matter what my profile says about my relationship status, it surprisingly has no affect on the plethora of e-mails I get asking me to get funky with men who could comfortably be mistaken for my father. Hey, don't get me wrong, I do like older men, much like a fine wine. Although really, I prefer beer. And... I'm not really sure how that works with the metaphor.
So, in sum... I'm hot. And modest. And very smart. Did I mention modest? Also, I tend to repeat myself.
Je fais cuire au four. Je couds. Je tricote. Je prends de jolies photos. J'aime n'importe qui avec un accent, supposant que vous êtes masculin. Et, bien, chaud.
Je suis un chaud-lapin.
I am perspicacious, splendiferous, and on fire.