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vulcanfuneral

29 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Okay)

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I am impatient, arty, and intelligent.

My Self-Summary

Hi. I have a boyfriend. These days I use this account to do quizzes and such.

I tend to go through obsessive phases with things. Right now: getting in long bike rides before the weather turns sour, finishing the pile of books I've started, quinoa, cooking.

I'm into traveling. Ideally my next big trip will be to India. I love to ride my bike (I ride every day, barring severe ice or snow), write, dance, and talk politics and ideas (I'm very very left-wing). I also love to learn languages - I know enough French and Mandarin to hold a conversation, and I really want to learn Hindi and Japanese, and I can say "thank you" in about 20 different languages. I read a lot. I am inspired by strong, independent women, and I try my hardest to be one myself. I adore absurdity. I have a small black cat named Zuul. I'll try anything once.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a legal secretary. I get to use Mandarin at my job (对, 我讲中文, 在 UBC 学了三年了), which is cool.

Dream jobs: linguist, editor, translator, novelist.

I’m really good at

Pronouncing languages, Scrabble, Balderdash, filling up my hard drive, and doing rap songs at karaoke (my specialty is Baby Got Back).

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm a total spazz (I can be stubborn, blunt, and outspoken); I'm buxom. Probably also the red hair and the glasses.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) books: The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway, Neuromancer by William Gibson, Time's Arrow by Martin Amis, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke, The World According to Garp by John Irving, The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz by Mordecai Richler, East is East by Ayub Khan-Din, Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville, The Dispossessed by Ursula le Guin, all of David Mitchell's books.

(b) movies: Mulholland Drive, Roger & Me, Miyazaki movies, Dr. Strangelove, Rushmore, Do the Right Thing, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Big Lebowski, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. tv shows: Twin Peaks and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Joss Whedon is God).

(c) music: Like with everything else, my music tastes go through short, obsessive phases. I also listen to indie rock, hardcore punk, psychedelia, dubstep, avant garde, noisy experimental techno, and world music. My long-time faves are 70's David Bowie, Fantômas, DJ Shadow, and Ghostface Killah.

(d) food: I've been a vegetarian for fourteen years now (it doesn't matter whether or not you are). Veggie burgers, spaghetti, garlic bread, avocados, yams, mayonnaise, eggplant, blueberries, dark chocolate, fancy cheese, tacos, mee goreng, ramen (not the instant stuff -- ramen-house ramen), fried rice, all manner of weird Chinese vegetables (lotus root, ginkgo nuts, gai choi -- fuckin' bring it on). Pretty much the only alcoholic beverages I like are beer and whiskey.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Bicycles. Sex. Moving to warmer climes. Music. Linguistics. Blogging.

On a typical Friday night I am

Going out with friends, nerding out, dancing my ass off, riding bikes, or some combination of these things.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

It would be sweet to get busy in a Burger King bathroom, because then when you were singing along, it would be true. And it's a hell of a lot easier than shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die.