Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I mostly try to avoid taking the world too seriously, in spite of
its sometimes desperate attempts to make me do so. I mean, c'mon,
famine...? Is that REALLY necessary? Just let it go, world.
I have much better face-showing pics, ask away. It's just that I'm
extremely sexy and I want someone who likes me for my
I'm also (when I'm not too busy being impulsively fun and
drop-dead-sexy) a pragmatic philosopher, lover of animals and
nature, and bit of a policy wonk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? Enjoying it, because... what else
would one do?
Professionally... Navy -> intel analyst -> program manager
-> consultant. Am I trying to save the world/US? It's DC, is
there another option?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Basketball, problem solving, running, being a commando, going
commando, diy carpentry and car mechanicing, making up/verbing
words, playing Scrabble/Balderdash/Words with Friends, trailing off
The first things people usually notice about me
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Too often: "you look really intense". I'm often lost in thought and
my default look apparently isn't... umm... happy-go-lucky. I
believe the technical term is "resting bitch face", unless there's
another cutesy name for it for guys. Which is funny, because I'm
totally light-hearted and have an easy smile. People who know me
find the contrast funny. Unfortunately, everyone else is apparently
afraid of me, so they never find out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mean... what's left to talk about if we do all this?? I listen to
NPR, I read lots of news and foreign affairs stuff, I watch
sarcastic/ironic shows, and I like dark comedies and epic action
Eats: This one seems relevant... so... Cheese.
Mexican. Thai. Italian. Almost every single dessert in existence.
Good bread. Candy corn. Sushi (but almost no other seafood). Brunch
(duh). And everything else. I'm far from picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The series of interconnected tubes leading to wikipedia
Nature & animals (I will pet any dog, anywhere... try me)
Long walks on the... never mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Political economy... the perfect jump shot... whether free will is
just an invention of our fevered little imaginations... donuts...
relative vs. objective (?) morality...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's go see comedy! Live band?! Corner the market on a jukebox
somewhere? Drink and dance at a rowdy club. Dinner and a
never-ending sequence of drinks with great conversation. A great
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've crashed a semi (twice) and been shot at by the US Army (just
once). Actually, those are less private and more teasers of REALLY
awesome, slightly weird stories.
Ok, potentially embarrassing, if I cared about normative
judge-y-ness, is that Zima was one of my favorite drinks in college
(who am I kidding, I'd still drink it), and I have several
playlists built around Taylor Swift, P!nk, and Ke$ha.
You should message me if
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You like fun.
You're healthy, fit, curious, and a free-thinking sort.
Please feel free to ignore any particular age thing it says I'm
interested in, I like to play with the filters and see what okc
shows me. I'm interested in qualities, not quantities (age).
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