Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm playful and only occasionally to be taken seriously... I'm
passionate about being fun, funny, slightly absurd, and indulging
I have actual face-showing pics, just ask. It's just that I'm
extremely sexy and I don't want to only attract shallow people... I
want someone who likes me for my personality.
I'm also (when I'm not too busy being impulsively fun and
drop-dead-sexy) an intellectual, bit of a nerd, obsessive about the
Oxford comma, a lover of animals and nature, and a major policy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally... Navy - > intel -> program manager. Am I
trying to save the world/US? Well, duh, b/c DC.
Personally... I love the outdoors, animals, sports, and
spontaneous, impulsive fun of pretty much any kind.
OKC-ishly... I'm in an open relationship. Not looking for a
threesome, just interested in thoughtful, interesting,
unconventional, sexy/sex-positive women with a passion for life...
long talks, nice dates, some quality makeout...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Basketball, problem solving, running, being a commando, going
commando, diy carpentry and car mechanicing, making up/verbing
words, playing Scrabble/Balderdash/Words with Friends, trailing off
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Too often: "you look really intense". I'm often lost in thought and
my default look apparently isn't... umm... happy-go-lucky. Which is
funny, because I'm totally light-hearted and have an easy smile.
People who know me find the contrast funny. Unfortunately, everyone
else is apparently afraid of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mean... what's left to talk about if we do all this?? I listen to
NPR, I read lots of news and foreign affairs stuff, I watch
sarcastic/ironic shows, and I like dark comedies and epic action
Eats: This one seems relevant... so... Cheese.
Mexican. Thai. Italian. Almost every single dessert in existence.
Good bread. Candy corn. Sushi (but almost no other seafood). Brunch
(duh). And everything else. I'm far from picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The series of interconnected tubes leading to wikipedia
Nature & animals (I will pet any dog, anywhere... try me)
Long walks on the beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Political economy... the perfect jump shot... whether free will is
just an invention of our fevered little imaginations... donuts...
relative vs. objective (?) morality...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's go see comedy! Live band?! Corner the market on a jukebox
somewhere? Drink and dance at a rowdy club. Dinner and a
never-ending sequence of drinks with great conversation. A great
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've crashed a semi (twice) and been shot at by the US Army (just
once). Actually, those are less private and more teases.
Ok, potentially embarrassing, if I cared about normative
judge-y-ness, is that Zima was and still is one of my favorite
drinks, and I have several playlists built around Taylor Swift,
P!nk, and/or Ke$ha.
You should message me if
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... you're interested in: cozy chats about work and life,
wide-ranging intellectual discussions, outdoor adventuring, playing
sports, board-game nights, personal pub crawls, live music, comedy
shows, dancing, cuddling, and really good sex.
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