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vza342

25 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Blind, neurotic compassion.

Life is serious, but not to be taken seriously.

Remember that scene at the end of Schindler's List? Where Liam's character is losing all his money, his business, his livelihood? He looks over to his accountant with a smile as he walks through the factory - that's the way I live life.

It's easy to keep the smiling attitude when it's Friday night and you're piss drunk, but can you keep the smiling attitude when you're getting audited and half your staff quit after stealing your belongings? There's a positive side to everything and I will always show it to you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Waging war against mediocracy, bureaucracy, and morons via my electronics repair business. On my business card it reads no bureaucracy, no idiots, no salespeople, no bullshit. Says it all. :)
I’m really good at
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Listening.

Multitasking.

Repairing vintage stereos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't give much away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything from Tori Amos to Alice In Chains, Cesar Franck to Rihanna dance remixes.

Any book by Roger Mendelson or Dale Dauten.

I'm one of those people who drinks kale & celery juice as a meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My stereo

Two mischievous cats

My job, which does its best to keep up with paying to replace what the mischeivous cats destroy.

My dedicated staff

Good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like if okcupid had Google class analytics for these pages. Bounce rate, conversions... how are you going to be this scientific and leave out the most important part?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I listen to Madonna & Tori Amos when I go running.
You should message me if
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You don't use the term quarter life crisis. It's not a crisis until you're too old to fix it!