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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:40am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I've never really grown up, or maybe i did, but i kinda started to revert when i hit 18. Very into cartoons, death metal, comics and BMX (order varies depending on the time of day). I won't lie, my experience of online dating has not been positive, but i'm willing to persevere
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
currently working for a medical waste firm as a data analyst which is as boring, if not more boring, than it sounds. It's a job, it pays the bills - it's not the be all and the end all... concentrating my efforts on getting my band off the ground/riding my bike when i get free time to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty competant bicycle mechanic, and i like to think i have a flair for languages, although i rarely get to practice these days... I'm not too shabby on my BMX, can play guitar to a reasonable standard, same goes as a death metal vocalist. Hoping one day to to be shit hot ha ha...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a fair few visible tattoos, my lip pierced in two places and 14mm gauges in both ears. that pretty much sums me up; i like to think i'm a pretty unusual guy - never really left the black t shirt phase behind!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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where to start!
Books: Deadpool, The Watchmen, Witchblade, The Darkness, Terry Pratchett, Requiem, Frankie Boyle, Transformers etc
Movies: Transformers (1986 - none of this new crap!), Office Space, Dogma, Baseketball, Captain America, The Dark Knight, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Alien (Quadriliogy), Machete, Planet Terror, Harold and Kumar
Shows: Futurama, Archer, Batman Beyond, American Dad, Metalocalypse, Justice League
Music: Ha Ha... Death, Grind, Black, Slam, Hardcore: Waking the Cadaver, Despised Icon, Dyscarnate, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Amon Amarth, Autopsy, Stillbirth, Slam Coke, Brujeria, Pathology, The Faceless, Dying Fetus, Insect Warfare, Ingested, Hatebreed, Winds of Plague, Terror, Disfiguring The Goddess, Cerebral Bore, Begging For Incest, The Acacia Strain, Abominable Putridity and of course Wu Tang Fuckin Clan
Food: Hot Hot Hot - Indian/Mexican for preference. Very definite meat eater...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Guitar, my Music, my bike, my awesome collection of trainers, my awesome collection of hats and uhhhh oxygen?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would the Justice League have been as good without Batman's help
What happened to Eddie Murphy's career
Booking shows
What i would do if i won the lottery
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub with my mates having a few quite beers and shit loads of noisy ones. Failing that, i can be found at a gig with the LPC crew, hanging out and laughing at my homie Ants for being a lightweight/looking like Vanila Ice...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I haven't got anything really to hide - i like to think i'm a very honest and open person. I'm very shy, almost completely unable to make the first move, something which hinders me quite badly...
Also, although you would believe it to look at me, i went to boarding school ha ha
You should message me if
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You can spell
You're not wearing approximately 52,346.57 tonnes of fake tan
You want to be my princess (obviously)
You hate Shia Le Boeuf as much as i do (an irrationally large amount)
You hate social networks as much as i do
You can sing me the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
You like curry (if you don't, i'm sorry, but there's no hope for us)