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wafflehowsermd

31 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Like so many great American statesman and titans of industry before me, I was born and raised up in the South and then promptly left as an adult. I still sometimes fondly reminisce about certain elements of growing up down there--Cheerwine, most notably--but at this point am largely acclimated to life in Washington. That said, I can still seamlessly transition into a flawless Southern accent at a moment's notice. It's like there's a little hillbilly, probably named Delbert or something, who lives inside of my voice box.

I don't know if my interest in music is the most prominent thing about me, but it's definitely the nearest to my heart. I've been a collector of music and accumulator of largely useless trivia about musicians since early adolescence, but only in the last few years have I turned that interest into action and learned to play music myself. I've gotten to be pretty decent at guitar and merely passable at piano, but am getting better all the time.

I have a strong desire to make people laugh. Nearly everything I say is a joke of some kind, or at least setting up a joke in the short or long term. If you hate the sound of laughter or the sensation of being amused, I don't think we can be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I do a little bit of everything working for a large non-profit thrift organization. Can you guess which one? This was basically inevitable. My fetish for the old (things, not people; although...) demanded it. Getting to see and sometimes bring home for myself these amazing and often baffling consumer goods from around the world and from many different time periods has been a pretty neat experience.

Otherwise I'm reading, writing, playing/listening to music, going out to something or other with friends, digging through thrift stores, being outside, etc. Basically trying to stave off boredom and enjoy my life.
I’m really good at
Telling jokes and thumb wrestling. I also give good advice and can manufacture conversation out of nothing. I'm also an inexhaustible resource for information about music from the 60s and 70s, due to being an LP junkie, an unapologetic admirer of oldies radio, and having read more words on the subject than I care to admit in any box other than the 'most private thing you're willing to admit' one, which is currently occupied by Muppet Babies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, thin, and have a slightly unusual gait from years of shouldering the burden of my own unbearable coolness. I've been told that I have nice eyes, a mischievous smile, and a booming ultra-masculine voice, but those might be more advanced observations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dig Philip Roth, Don DeLillo, Raymond Carver short stories, etc. I read a lot of nonfiction. Not all is about music, but enough of it is. I think I could recite whole passages of Ray Davies's X-Ray by heart at this point.

I have Netflix, but end up watching documentaries or TV shows more often than not. I always enjoy talking to people with a serious interest in movies, because it's a bit of a weak spot for me.

The Kinks, King Crimson, The Beatles, Wire, THE FALL, Roxy Music, Bowie, Laura Nyro, T. Rex, Robyn Hitchcock, XTC. I dig loads and loads of stuff, nearly all of it ancient. I really like old AM radio type stuff: 60s soul, girl groups, bubblegum, etc. Burt Bacharach and Brill Building songs. I'm kind of nursing a nascent interest in jazz at the moment. Have you ever heard Horace Silver's "Song For My Father"? Amazing.

I like old Twilight Zone episodes and find late night Time Life music collection infomercials mesmerizing. I'll also speak glowingly of early 90s Simpsons, MST3K, Arrested Development, Louie, or Breaking Bad if prompted.

Foodwise, I believe that the invention of the sandwich represents the high-water mark of man's achievements on this Earth. I'll feel an infinite tenderness for anyone who can recommend me a quality sandwich place.
The six things I could never do without
Exposure to our benevolent giver-of-life, the sun
Protection from our hideous oppressor, the sun
Decent walking shoes
A bounty of sandwiches
Gently used merchandise
Some sort of companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Future
The Present
Chord progressions
My various other goofy interests
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, there's simply no telling. Something wonderful, I'm sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently had a dream in which I was watching what was ostensibly a childrens movie, featuring happy little cartoon characters who I think might have been the Muppet Babies. The movie was quite serious, all full of violence and dread. I was shaken and disturbed by the ending, particularly what became of poor baby Gonzo. I don't know what the dream meant, but I was disappointed upon waking knowing that no such Muppet Babies movie exists.

I once misread an "Appropriate For All Ages" sign as "Appropriate For Alligators." I was confused that it would say that, but intrigued that it might.

I'm not actually a doctor. Of waffles or anything else.

It's amazing to me the way the two decade nostalgia cycle works. For years, it would have been inconceivable to me that anyone anywhere would think to celebrate stupid shit from my childhood like Jurassic Park or NBA Jam, and yet here we are, right on cue. On that note, I have ACE OF FUCKIN' BASE tattooed across my abdomen. Or do I?

Despite being kind of a thin guy, I have a full and luscious ass. I'm just now realizing that about myself. I'm on a journey of self-discovery.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel compelled to. Particularly if we have something in common that could be discussed over coffee or hoagies or drinks or whatever.