I'm new to the Grayslake area! I wear boxer briefs, I don't believe
in hand sanitizer and I'm pretty sure that Justin Bieber is a
Hitler clone. I like long walks to the beach, but when I get there
I don't walk anymore. My favorite color is probably not perceivable
by the human eye. I like music, lots of music, especially the good
kind. Getting out of the house is always an adventure, but I'm a
firm believer in at-home adventures too. I mean, there's even a
movie genre called adventure. I'm clean. Maybe too clean. I smell
really good and I'm very handsome. I love being around ladies who
aren't afraid of fun and/or making funny faces.
Life is short and youth is wasted on the young, so my philosophy
is... eat all the ice cream you want, just make sure you take a
walk later so you don't get fat.
What I’m doing with my life
Rescuing damsels in distress, fighting supervillains, making the
world better through recycling, and not apologizing when I break
When I'm not doing that, I'm usually bumming around the house
jamming to some tunes, breakdance fighting, eating steak or
possibly achieving zen.
I stay busy.
I’m really good at
Taking things apart and fixing them, kung fu, scaling castle walls
and other assorted man things. Also, listening, massages and eating
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically: My big nose and eyes
Socially: I am a goofball.
Also, I don't age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You can look at my book case later, my collection is the best kept
secret and you're not in the club! The book club.
For movies I love horror, comedy and action. It's extremely hard to
find a quality horror flick that I haven't already seen, so if you
think you can surprise me, please do.
My music tastes are ridiculously broad. I like David Bowie, Amon
Amarth, Mord Fustang, Gorillaz, Metric, Pedro the Lion, Minus the
Bear, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Beethoven,
Rage Against the Machine, Lordi, Van Halen, Silversun Pickups,
Grandaddy, Iron Maiden, Outkast, Sneaker Pimps, Massive Attack,
CKY, NOFX, Radiohead, Panic at the disco, Foo Fighters and on and
on and on. The list is huge and diverse and you probably get the
idea by now.
Food is similar to my musical tastes, I'll eat almost anything you
put in front of me as long as there was a halfway decent effort put
into making it. My favorites are italian, sushi, and anyplace that
makes a mean steak. Steak is like sex on a plate.
The six things I could never do without
A comfortable bed, good music, summer, friends, hot showers, and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like if bears became super-intelligent and tried
to take over. That and what kind of shirt to put on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or having people over. Weekends are too short to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the walrus.
You should message me if
You want do various fun/potentially hazardous things that include