they call me jesus

but i am just a man

i occasionally twitter in bad haiku
https://twitter.com/wallaceax

i just started on blipfm
http://blip.fm/wallaceax

how does one sum up a life like mine?

i am an incredibly good dancer, however i never dance in public

i enjoy watching the shadows of trees on the side of a building on warm summer days and i believe the greatest happiness is the one we find in the smallest fleeting moments.

i never want to be happy

i wish there was a thai restaurant somewhere near here

i should write more then i do

i live for music

i believe going to school is an occupation

i tend to be very critical of strangers

i have been told i am intimidating but i have no reason why

i heart spell check

i have no idea how to act my age

i am a caffeine addict

i heart tailgateing

i hate shoes

i think new years eve is the stupidest holiday ever

i am a cubs fan, if you are one you understand what that means

if you im me on here and i dont respond, dont be offended, i probably didnt see it, sending me a message works better.

Pretty much my whole life has been spent in search of knowledge

using similes that have no meaning

similes are like mayonnaise on the autobahn

i do make a mean vodka martini

arguing semantics
discussing connotative and denotative meanings

growing a beard

alliteration

understanding communication theories

writing papers

well as i am not other people i cant say i can honestly answer this

strangers often comment that i look like "jesus"

book= the greatest book of all time is "where the wild things are" by maurice sendak. another personal fav is george orwell's animal farm- i dont read as much as i would like, i am working on this. most of what i have read as of late is nonfiction.i just finished dan kennedy's "rock on", very funny.

movie= Casablanca- i once had aspirations to be a screen writer, i even got accepted to usc. things have changed. i tend to not like many mainstream movies.i like more independent films, stupid comedies, old movies with bogart or hepburn, documentaries, pretty much anything from wes anderson or the coen brothers.

music= most of my friends are musicians. i love all types, music really is my life, i could go on forever here. rock, classic soul, indie, americana, blues, i guess ill give a list of some in no particular order: brand new, townes van vandt, otis redding, ani defranco, wilco, tom waits, the weakerthans, the dirtbombs, architecture in helsinki, dresden dolls, carolina chocolate drops, bright eyes, uncle tupelo, saul williams, the jayhawks, the who, james brown, red clay ramblers, de la soul, steppin in it, wayne hancock, billy joe shaver, kyuss, cat power, marvin gaye, fun, pj ollson, Kate Micucci (garfunkel and oates), ella fitzgerald, gogol bordello, erin mckeown, dr. dog, atmosphere, leonard cohen, billie holiday, the clash, johnny cash, kasey chambers, the stylistics, the duhks, queens of the stone age, husker du, elliot smith,mc chris, i could go on forever....

food= is it me or does food not fit here? the rest are all media. whatever. my favorite food is lasagna, i love to cook and i love to eat (though you could never tell by looking at me)

everyone else puts t.v. here so i will too
i primarily watch the following channels: food network, history channel, history channel international, discovery, espn, bbc, g4, cartoon network (adult swim), smithsonian

i often watch these shows: mclauglin group, the office, how i met your mother, mythbusters, dirty jobs

besides the basics (shelter, food) i do not think there is anything i couldn't live without. however if i must put an answer i will say:
1. mrs grass chicken noodle soup
2. my ipod
3. my computer
4. meat
5. friends and family
6. lemonade

music, small moments of beauty

what if i really was the second coming of Jesus Christ and just never realized it?

where should i go to grad school, when i will hear back from them, and if i have an grad assistant position to pay for it all.

random song lyrics

the deeper meaning behind 12oz mouse

most likely working in bay city. then probably home, shower, eat, go see a band or sleep depending on how late i get home

if i ever have a son i want to name him after Aristotle

i am developing an obsession with Katherine Hill of the Lexie Mountain Boys and Ace of Cake fame.

i started a joke, which started the whole world crying...

i am willing to admit that i like the song that the above line is from, you would be a lot cooler if you knew what song it was. (if you use google it does not count)

i am ordained minister (don't worry i am not a religious freak, i did it to prove a point)

i am nothing like these people======================>

if you are Lisa Loeb,seriously if you are her message me now

if you look like Bettie Page or Audrey Hepburn

if you consider Tura Satana a personal hero (the actress, not the band)

if you play with the intensity of Fatmire Bajramaj

or you can hold your own in a conversation

you want someone to mountain bike with

you can inform me on new bands

well a couple of friends recently stated that i go for the "little pixie sprite librarian girls", so i guess if you are one of those you should contact me.

-that is not to say that you shouldn't contact me if you are are not one of these. wow thats alot of negatives