they call me jesus
but i am just a man
i occasionally
twitter in bad haiku
https://twitter.com/wallaceax
i just started on blipfm
http://blip.fm/wallaceax
how does one sum up a life like mine?
i am an incredibly good dancer, however i never dance in
public
i enjoy watching the shadows of trees on the side of a building on
warm summer days and i believe the greatest happiness is the one we
find in the smallest
fleeting moments.
i never want to be happy
i wish there was a thai restaurant somewhere near here
i should write more then i do
i live for
music
i believe going to school is an occupation
i tend to be very critical of strangers
i have been told i am intimidating but i have no reason why
i heart spell check
i have no idea how to act my age
i am a caffeine addict
i heart tailgateing
i hate shoes
i think new years eve is the stupidest holiday ever
i am a cubs fan, if you are one you understand what that
means
if you im me on here and i dont respond, dont be offended, i
probably didnt see it, sending me a message works better.
Pretty much my whole life has been spent in search of
knowledge
using similes that have no meaning
similes are like mayonnaise on the autobahn
i do make a mean
vodka martini
arguing
semantics
discussing connotative and denotative meanings
growing a beard
alliteration
understanding communication theories
writing papers
book= the greatest book of all time is "where the wild things are"
by maurice sendak. another personal fav is george orwell's animal
farm- i dont read as much as i would like, i am working on this.
most of what i have read as of late is nonfiction.i just finished
dan kennedy's "rock on", very funny.
movie=
Casablanca- i once had aspirations to
be a screen writer, i even got accepted to usc. things have
changed. i tend to not like many mainstream movies.i like more
independent films, stupid comedies, old movies with bogart or
hepburn, documentaries, pretty much anything from wes anderson or
the coen brothers.
music= most of my friends are musicians. i love all types, music
really is my life, i could go on forever here. rock, classic soul,
indie, americana, blues, i guess ill give a list of some in no
particular order: brand new, townes van vandt, otis redding, ani
defranco, wilco, tom waits, the weakerthans, the dirtbombs,
architecture in helsinki, dresden dolls, carolina chocolate drops,
bright eyes, uncle tupelo, saul williams, the jayhawks, the who,
james brown, red clay ramblers, de la soul, steppin in it, wayne
hancock, billy joe shaver, kyuss, cat power, marvin gaye, fun, pj
ollson, Kate Micucci (garfunkel and oates), ella fitzgerald, gogol
bordello, erin mckeown, dr. dog, atmosphere, leonard cohen, billie
holiday, the clash, johnny cash, kasey chambers, the stylistics,
the duhks, queens of the stone age, husker du, elliot smith,mc
chris, i could go on forever....
food= is it me or does food not fit here? the rest are all media.
whatever. my favorite food is lasagna, i love to cook and i love to
eat (though you could never tell by looking at me)
everyone else puts t.v. here so i will too
i primarily watch the following channels: food network, history
channel, history channel international, discovery, espn, bbc, g4,
cartoon network (adult swim), smithsonian
i often watch these shows: mclauglin group, the office, how i met
your mother, mythbusters, dirty jobs
besides the basics (shelter, food) i do not think there is anything
i couldn't live without. however if i must put an answer i will
say:
1. mrs grass chicken noodle soup
2. my ipod
3. my computer
4. meat
5. friends and family
6. lemonade
music,
small moments of
beauty
what if i really was the second coming of Jesus Christ and just
never realized it?
where should i go to grad school, when i will hear back from them,
and if i have an grad assistant position to pay for it all.
random song lyrics
the deeper meaning behind 12oz mouse
most likely working in bay city. then probably home, shower, eat,
go see a band or sleep depending on how late i get home
if i ever have a son i want to name him after Aristotle
i am developing an obsession with
Katherine Hill of the Lexie
Mountain Boys and Ace of Cake fame.
i started a joke, which started the whole world crying...
i am willing to admit that i like the song that the above line is
from, you would be a lot cooler if you knew what song it was. (if
you use google it does not count)
i am ordained minister (don't worry i am not a religious freak, i
did it to prove a point)
i am nothing like these people======================>
if you are Lisa Loeb,seriously if you are her message me now
if you look like
Bettie Page or Audrey Hepburn
if you consider
Tura Satana a personal hero (the
actress, not the band)
if you play with the intensity of
Fatmire Bajramaj
or you can hold your own in a
conversation
you want someone to
mountain bike with
you can inform me on new bands
well a couple of friends recently stated that i go for the
"
little pixie
sprite librarian girls", so i guess if you are one of those you
should contact me.
-that is not to say that you shouldn't contact me if you are are
not one of these. wow thats alot of negatives