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wally9000

32 M Akron, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just some dude.
I like cars that turn into robots. But who doesn't?

Seriously, they're cars. They turn into robots. That's genius!

I am awesome, super awesome, and megasuperultra good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching it float past me like leaves in the wind. When the wind stops blowing, you die.

It's all metaphorical and shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've won two prizes in my life: When I was in the sixth grade, I was named Wittiest Boy. The next year, I won the school Chess Tournament. Clearly my strenghts lie in playing games and being a wiseass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am wittier than most sixth-graders. At least the male ones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5 Books! The Westing Game - Ellen Raskin Promethea - Alan Moore & J.H. Williams Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA or How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate Of Malaclypse The Younger, Wherein is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything - Malaclypse The Younger & Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst

Top 5 Movies! True Stories The Muppet Movie Shock Treatment Back to the Future Casablanca

Top 5 Albums! Impossible to choose!

Top 5 Tasty Dishes! Bacon Steak Bacon wrapped filets BBQ Ribs Tofurky

"Life's like a movie. Write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Seriously dude, it fascinates me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing terse, semi-clever biographies for online profiles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to kill babies and have sex with them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hell if I know.