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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 5
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Seeing Someone
Has a kid
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm just some dude.
I like cars that turn into robots. But who doesn't?

Seriously, they're cars. They turn into robots. That's genius!

I am awesome, super awesome, and megasuperultra good.
What I’m doing with my life
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Watching it float past me like leaves in the wind. When the wind stops blowing, you die.

It's all metaphorical and shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've won two prizes in my life: When I was in the sixth grade, I was named Wittiest Boy. The next year, I won the school Chess Tournament. Clearly my strenghts lie in playing games and being a wiseass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am wittier than most sixth-graders. At least the male ones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top 5 Books! The Westing Game - Ellen Raskin Promethea - Alan Moore & J.H. Williams Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA or How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate Of Malaclypse The Younger, Wherein is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything - Malaclypse The Younger & Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst

Top 5 Movies! True Stories The Muppet Movie Shock Treatment Back to the Future Casablanca

Top 5 Albums! Impossible to choose!

Top 5 Tasty Dishes! Bacon Steak Bacon wrapped filets BBQ Ribs Tofurky

"Life's like a movie. Write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Seriously dude, it fascinates me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing terse, semi-clever biographies for online profiles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to kill babies and have sex with them.
You should message me if
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Hell if I know.