I'm smart, motivated, and I don't take myself too seriously. (90% of the profiles I see are looking for exactly those things. Nailed it)
I don't act my age. The age I act can be older or younger, but never where it should be.
Finding a girl that clicks with me is difficult because of that fact. Y'all either want a mature man or an immature boy. Mix those together and you find a dude who thinks the next generation is full of non-cultured morons, but also will laugh at fart jokes and play Mario for hours. Why did I say "y'all"?
My favorite past time is goIng out to karaoke, having some whiskey, and being far more entertaining than anyone expected from when they first see me.
Whenever I see a person walking their puppy (always puppy. Never dog) I can't contain the stupid noises that fall out of my face because puppy's are the best.
The way most of my friendships work is that it is a constant stream of giving each other crap and cracking wise.
I am a pirate at heart. Saving for a pirate tattoo and slowly building a sick pirate costume.
I was part of a rock band called God Awful for over a year, and it was a great time! We played local clubs around the Salem/Boston areas. We played a style of music we like to call "Slop Rock". Its all about booze and broads, and the drunker you are the better it sounds.
I am attracted to creative and witty minds. Anyone who helps me give the muse to keep my mind sharp and my creative juices flowing, is already beautiful. I'm also a firm believer that a woman should have curves. An hourglass figure on a girl of any size gets me every time.
I've found that I don't trust anyone who looks the same in all their pictures. Gotta show some personality!