What I am really looking for is a Lilly to my Marshall.

I'm smart, motivated, and I don't take myself too seriously. (90% of the profiles I see are looking for exactly those things. Nailed it)

I don't act my age. The age I act can be older or younger, but never where it should be.

Finding a girl that clicks with me is difficult because of that fact. Y'all either want a mature man or an immature boy. Mix those together and you find a dude who thinks the next generation is full of non-cultured morons, but also will laugh at fart jokes and play Mario for hours. Why did I say "y'all"?

My favorite past time is goIng out to karaoke, having some whiskey, and being far more entertaining than anyone expected from when they first see me.

Whenever I see a person walking their puppy (always puppy. Never dog) I can't contain the stupid noises that fall out of my face because puppy's are the best.

The way most of my friendships work is that it is a constant stream of giving each other crap and cracking wise.

I am a pirate at heart. Saving for a pirate tattoo and slowly building a sick pirate costume.

I was part of a rock band called God Awful for over a year, and it was a great time! We played local clubs around the Salem/Boston areas. We played a style of music we like to call "Slop Rock". Its all about booze and broads, and the drunker you are the better it sounds.

I am attracted to creative and witty minds. Anyone who helps me give the muse to keep my mind sharp and my creative juices flowing, is already beautiful. I'm also a firm believer that a woman should have curves. An hourglass figure on a girl of any size gets me every time.

Well, I spent far too long in college avoiding the real world, learning theater and education. Got the chance to move to NYC, as actors often do, about a year and a half ago. I joined a family friendly improv comedy group about a month in, and that's what I do. Living the dream as they say.

From that, I also got a job teaching actual classes for middle schoolers and high schoolers in Queens and Flushing. My improv class is a fully graded section of their curriculum. Badass huh?

So, on top of performing for a living (take THAT doubtful college professors!) once a month, my roommate and I take a trip to Conneticut to work at and independent wrestling promotion. My characters name is Chops McManus, and it is a blast to work on.

Most importantly, I think, is that I'm still trying to come up with those magic combination of words that would really show my personality, and would therefor convince at least a few of you to meet me for coffee. Still in progress....

Video games, improv comedy, goofing off, cooking (see chili), making sound effects, singing, karaoke, doodling, talking about good times of the past, creating my own little worlds where the silly always happens & making fart jokes. And apparently gloating that I'm "really good" at all these truly mundane things.

My sense of humor, or my smile.

Or the fact that I almost always have huge mutton chops.

Probably that.

Books: Dresden Files, anything Stephen King, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Enders Game, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the whole series), World War Z

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, Spiderman, X-Men, Pink Panther Series, pretty much any comic book movie, Inception, Flight of the Navigator, Hunger Games, all the Muppet movies (especially the new one), Hook, A Goofy Movie, Man on the Moon, In Bruges, the Santa Clause, The Nolan Batman trilogy, Wreck it Rlaph (!!!), Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, etc.

TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, News Room, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Boardwalk Empire, True Blood, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, House, Mad Men, Dr. Who, Big Bang Theory, Lost, Arrested Development, The Wire, The Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, WWE, Homeland, South Park, The West Wing...

Music: The music I listen to on a daily basis is pretty eclectic. Tom Waits, AC/DC, Dr. Steel, John Coltraine, Pentatonix, Alan Silvestri, Green Day, Vince Guilardi, Weezer, Tenacious D, Alestorm, Sublime, Super Drag, Nickle Creek, Mumford and Sons, fun., Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer, MC Chris, Journey, Lady Gaga, Joe Cocker, Beastie Boys, Blues Brothers, Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, 3EB, Cake, DJ Earworm, Eminem, Foo Fighters, and so on.
Most of the time I listen to podcasts like WTF with Marc Marron, Comedy Bang Bang, Smartest Man in the World, Nerdist, and a variety of NPR. (just got a record player. Trying to build up that collection)

Food: I like lots of foods. A good ol' steak and potatoes dinner will always make me happy. I also make a mean chili. My favorite drunk food is a gyro from one of those halal trucks. Shitty local fried chicken is always good at 4 in the morning

Puns
"Truth in Comedy"
Kittens
Arnold Palmers
Cheap bodega sandwiches
That's tiny little voice inside that constantly reminds you what you really want to be doing with your life, and will cheer you on when younger closer to your goal. It also points out that you've been staring at the attractive girl across the subway car and it's getting a little creepy.

Whatever song is stuck in my head at the moment.

Is it totally socially unacceptable to approach someone on the subway if
You find them attractive?

Does anyone actually read this?

Do the pictures I put up help or hinder my quest for a date?

The wishes I would use if I ever found a Genie.

New voices I can imitate

What does it mean to be hip? Is Huey Lewis right? Is it hip to be a square?

Why does OKC pair me up with so many bisexual women?

What I would do if this world had cartoon physics?

Redheads rule.

How easy/hard is it to start a podcast?

New improv games

Slaying dragons.

Or rocking out.

Or at karaoke.

Or performing improv.

Or watching wrestling...

my fridays vary.

I don't think I'm capable of a one night stand.

I've checked OKCupid while in a bar instead of trying to hit on the girl next to me. Not sure what that means.

- You've got curves, are a redhead, and can sing like and angel. Or any combination of those.
-You call dogs of any any age a puppy
- You want to sit on a bench somewhere and judge the shit out of everyone we see.
-You have a sweet joke you want to tell
-You want to go out and have a pickle back shot with me
-You wanna come see some Improv comedy
-You like nerdy things
-You like to people watch on the subway
-You have found anything about me interesting.
-You want to be my gym buddy/motivator
-I messaged you and you want to say hi back
-I messaged you and you want to reject me