I find fart jokes hilarious, and have a strange perception of the human mind that makes film analysis a breeze. Nostalgia fuels many things for me, but the biggest power source is what the future holds for me.
My favorite past time is goIng out to karaoke, having some whiskey, and being far more entertaining than anyone expected from when they first see me.
Whenever I see a person walking their puppy (always puppy. Never dog) I can't contain the stupid noises that fall out of my face, even mid sentence, because puppy's are the best.
The way most of my friendships work is the more we make fun of each other, the more we like each other.
I am a pirate at heart. Saving for a pirate tattoo and slowly building a sick pirate costume.
I was part of a rock band called God Awful for over a year, and it was a great time! We played local clubs around the Salem/Boston areas. We played a style of music we like to call "Slop Rock". Its all about booze and broads, and the drunker you are the better it sounds.
I am attracted to creative and witty minds. Anyone who helps me give the muse to keep my mind sharp and my creative juices flowing, is already beautiful. I'm also a firm believer that a woman should have curves. An hourglass figure on a girl of any size gets me every time.
Also, I'm a ENFP if that's your deal