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28 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 5:02am
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
- Art / Music / Writing
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Ugh. Steve.
I wonder if I've had any experiences worthy of Risk, or is my life more suited for The Moth. Or maybe I'm more Nightvale than I thought. I'm definately a Nerdist, and dream of a Thrilling Adventure Hour, but as long as nothing would fit into Serial, I think I'm doing alright.
Whenever I see a person walking their puppy, I can't contain the stupid noises that fall out of my face, even mid sentence, because pups are the best.
I am a pirate at heart.
I am attracted to creative and witty minds. Anyone who helps me give the muse to keep my mind sharp and my creative juices flowing, is already beautiful. On the "shallow" end of these things, give me a wee ginger lady with some curves and a killer smile and I'm in.
Also, I'm a ENFP if that's your deal
Come down to the Jekyll & Hyde Pub down in the West Village. I have a blast working there and you would have a blast being there. I'm easy to find. I'm the guy bugging the tourists ;)
I work at New World Stages working the front of house positions. So pretty much I give out programs, make sure people don't take pictures, and watch Avenue Q over and over. It's pretty great.
I am part of a brand new professional wrestling company in Conneticut. I am on the broadcast team behind the commentary table, as well as working in the creative department. Chops McManus is my name, and you can look at my shameless plug here: www.paragonleague.com
Free time is usually video games, movies, tv shows, all that stuff. I play guitar so I try to practice that, and I recently picked up the banjo. Then I put it back down. Not an easy instrument.
On the subway, which is most of my free time, I always have a book handy, along with my trusty iPod with music and podcasts.
Also, follow me on Vine and Twitter: @andyscannell (more shameless plugs)
Or the fact that I almost always have huge mutton chops.
Movies: Back to the Future trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, Spiderman, X-Men, Pink Panther Series, pretty much any comic book movie, Inception, Flight of the Navigator, Wayne's World, Honey I shrunk the Kids, Hunger Games, all the Muppet movies (especially the new one), Hook, A Goofy Movie, Man on the Moon, In Bruges, The Nolan Batman trilogy, Wreck it Ralph, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, Godzilla, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Natural Born Killers, Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc.
TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, News Room, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Boardwalk Empire, True Blood, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, House, Mad Men, Dr. Who, Big Bang Theory, Lost, Arrested Development, The Wire, The Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, WWE, Homeland, South Park, The West Wing, At Midnight, Silicon Valley, Agents of Shield...
Music: The music I listen to on a daily basis is pretty eclectic. Tom Waits, AC/DC, Dr. Steel, John Coltraine, Pentatonix, Alan Silvestri, Green Day, Vince Guilardi, Weezer, Tenacious D, Alestorm, Sublime, Super Drag, Nickle Creek, Mumford and Sons, fun., Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer, MC Chris, Journey, Lady Gaga, Joe Cocker, Beastie Boys, Blues Brothers, Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, 3EB, Cake, DJ Earworm, Eminem, Foo Fighters, and so on.
Most of the time I listen to podcasts like WTF with Marc Marron, Comedy Bang Bang, Smartest Man in the World, Nerdist, Nightvale, Nerd Poker, Thrilling Adventure Hour, and a variety of NPR.
Go to Spotify playlist: Workday Punk
Food: Chili, buffalo wings, pizza, cheap Chinese food, a well made sandwich, French onion soup, and whatever craving I have at the time. Especially if I can make it myself. Good food is the easiest way to make me happy. If you can't enjoy your food, you're doing it wrong.
Satisfying high fives
The wishes I would use if I ever found a Genie.
How to put myself in the perfect state of "whelmed"
New voices I can imitate
What does it mean to be hip? Is Huey Lewis right? Is it hip to be a square?
What I would do if this world had cartoon physics?
What's the protocol on seeing someone you know on here? Do you shamefully hide the fact that you both are on this dating app? Do you say something? Crack a joke? It's been happening recently.
Or rocking out.
Or at karaoke.
Or performing improv.
Or watching wrestling...
my fridays vary.
- Same for Kik: WalnutIsMexico
- You've got curves, are a redhead, and can sing like and angel. Or any combination of those.
- You much prefer food to most other things.
-You call dogs of any any age a puppy
- You want to sit on a bench somewhere and judge the shit out of everyone we see.
-You have a sweet joke you want to tell
-You want to go out and have a pickle back shot with me
-You wanna come see some Improv comedy
-You like nerdy things
-You like to people watch
-You have found anything about me interesting.
-You know where to find the best ice cream sandwiches.
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