Always on the lookout for my manic pixie dream girl.
I find fart jokes hilarious, and have a strange perception of the human mind that makes film analysis a breeze. Nostalgia fuels many things for me, but the biggest power source is what the future holds for me.
If you offer to go to karaoke, I'm always on board. I've got a pretty good singing voice, and a soul of a performer, so you'll at least be entertained.
Whenever I see a person walking their puppy (always puppy. Never dog) I can't contain the stupid noises that fall out of my face, even mid sentence, because pups are the best.
The way most of my friendships work is the more we make fun of each other, the more we like each other.
I am a pirate at heart.
I was part of a rock band called God Awful back in college. We called it "Slop Rock".
I am attracted to creative and witty minds. Anyone who helps me give the muse to keep my mind sharp and my creative juices flowing, is already beautiful. I'm also a firm believer that a woman should have curves. An hourglass figure on a girl of any size gets me every time. But you know. Whatever.
Also, I'm a ENFP if that's your deal