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28 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm poorly built for online dating. Certainly not for the "Here's my picture swipe one way or the other if you are interested or not." I'm much better at the seeing people around due to work or mutual friendships and then seeing compadability. Meh.

If you offer to go to karaoke, I'm always on board. I've got a pretty good singing voice, and a soul of a performer, so you'll at least be entertained.

Whenever I see a person walking their puppy (always puppy. Never dog) I can't contain the stupid noises that fall out of my face, even mid sentence, because pups are the best.

The way most of my friendships work is the more we make fun of each other, the more we like each other.

Don't be shallow kids. You miss out on some of the best people. I've learned this from experience.

I am a pirate at heart.

I am attracted to creative and witty minds. Anyone who helps me give the muse to keep my mind sharp and my creative juices flowing, is already beautiful. On the "shallow" end of these things, an hourglass figure on a girl gets me every time. But you know. Whatever.

Also, I'm a ENFP if that's your deal
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I spent far too long in college avoiding the real world, learning theater and education. Got the chance to move to NYC, as actors often do, about three years ago. I joined a family friendly improv comedy group about a month in, and that's what I do. Living the dream as they say.

Come down to the Jekyll & Hyde Club in Times Square. I've taken on a few archetypes so far and I love it there. I'm not hard to find. Y'know, the facial hair.

I work at New World Stages working the front of house positions. So pretty much I give out programs, make sure people don't take pictures, and watch Avenue Q over and over. It's pretty great.

I am part of a brand new professional wrestling company in Conneticut. I am on the broadcast team behind the commentary table, as well as working in the creative department. Chops McManus is my name, and you can look at my shameless plug here:

Free time is usually video games, movies, tv shows, all that stuff. I play guitar so I try to practice that, and I recently picked up the banjo. Then I put it back down. Not an easy instrument.

On the subway, which is most of my free time, I always have a book handy, along with my trusty iPod with music and podcasts.

Also, follow me on Vine and Twitter: @andyscannell (more shameless plugs)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making strangers laugh, video games, improv comedy, goofing off, cooking (see chili), making sound effects, singing, kicking ass at karaoke, doodling, talking about good times of the past, creating my own little worlds where the silly always happens & making fart jokes. And apparently gloating that I'm "really good" at all these truly mundane things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor, or my smile.

Or the fact that I almost always have huge mutton chops.

Probably that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dresden Files, anything Stephen King, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Enders Game, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the whole series), World War Z

Movies: Back to the Future trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, Spiderman, X-Men, Pink Panther Series, pretty much any comic book movie, Inception, Flight of the Navigator, Wayne's World, Honey I shrunk the Kids, Hunger Games, all the Muppet movies (especially the new one), Hook, A Goofy Movie, Man on the Moon, In Bruges, The Nolan Batman trilogy, Wreck it Ralph, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, Godzilla, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Natural Born Killers, Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc.

TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, News Room, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Boardwalk Empire, True Blood, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, House, Mad Men, Dr. Who, Big Bang Theory, Lost, Arrested Development, The Wire, The Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, WWE, Homeland, South Park, The West Wing, At Midnight, Silicon Valley, Agents of Shield...

Music: The music I listen to on a daily basis is pretty eclectic. Tom Waits, AC/DC, Dr. Steel, John Coltraine, Pentatonix, Alan Silvestri, Green Day, Vince Guilardi, Weezer, Tenacious D, Alestorm, Sublime, Super Drag, Nickle Creek, Mumford and Sons, fun., Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer, MC Chris, Journey, Lady Gaga, Joe Cocker, Beastie Boys, Blues Brothers, Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, 3EB, Cake, DJ Earworm, Eminem, Foo Fighters, and so on.
Most of the time I listen to podcasts like WTF with Marc Marron, Comedy Bang Bang, Smartest Man in the World, Nerdist, Nightvale, Nerd Poker, Thrilling Adventure Hour, and a variety of NPR.

Go to Spotify playlist: Workday Punk

Food: Chili, buffalo wings, pizza, cheap Chinese food, a well made sandwich, French onion soup, and whatever craving I have at the time. Especially if I can make it myself. Good food is the easiest way to make me happy. If you can't enjoy your food, you're doing it wrong.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loved ones
Satisfying high fives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever song is stuck in my head at the moment.

Does anyone remember Blues Traveller?

The amazing and crushing past time of falling in love on the subway.

The wishes I would use if I ever found a Genie.

How to put myself in the perfect state of "whelmed"

New voices I can imitate

What does it mean to be hip? Is Huey Lewis right? Is it hip to be a square?

What I would do if this world had cartoon physics?

What's the protocol on seeing someone you know on here? Do you shamefully hide the fact that you both are on this dating app? Do you say something? Crack a joke? It's been happening recently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slaying dragons.

Or rocking out.

Or at karaoke.

Or performing improv.

Or watching wrestling...

my fridays vary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I moved in with my best friend and his gf, I thought it would be awesome. They were the most stable couple I knew. Two months in the relationship imploded and now he's moved and I'm trying to get out too. This experience terrified me.
You should message me if
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- just got snapchat so... Send me stupid pictures: walnutismexico
- You've got curves, are a redhead, and can sing like and angel. Or any combination of those.
- You hate when people use the term "haters" and truly mean it.
-You call dogs of any any age a puppy
- You want to sit on a bench somewhere and judge the shit out of everyone we see.
-You have a sweet joke you want to tell
-You want to go out and have a pickle back shot with me
-You wanna come see some Improv comedy
-You like nerdy things
-You like to people watch
-You have found anything about me interesting.
-You know where to find the best ice cream sandwiches.