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waltercrunkite

27 Pittsburgh, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Basically I'm looking for a girl to drink gin and eat fancy meats with
ENTP
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
degrees in mathematics and physics

turns out the whole academic thing doesnt really make you rich

i guess im now a software engineer working in finance
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing with legos and being a big kid.

Spotting all of the fake profiles on ok cupid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
New Order
Underworld
Current 93
Soft Cell
Kraftwerk
Aphex Twin
Blue Oyster Cult
Curtis Mayfield
Marvin Gaye
Nurse with Wound
Giorgio Moroder
Fela Kuti
Can
Django Reinhardt
Dungen
Vashti Bunyan
Thin Lizzy
Ariel Pink
Coil
Men at Work
Faust
Boredoms
Butthole Surfers
The Beach Boys
Dr Dre
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Neu
Whitehouse
Michael Jackson
Calvin Johnson
Hall & Oates
Leftfield
Throbbing Gristle
LTJ Bukem
Madonna
Chris & Cosey
Snoop Dogg
Parliament-Funkadelic
Wu-Tang Clan

Movies:
A Dirty Shame
My Dinner with Andre
Crumb
Synecdoche, NY
American Splendor
The Searchers
Freddy Got Fingered
Shaft
Before Sunset
Kill Bill: Volume 2
Jackie Brown
Once Upon A Time In The West
25th Hour
Shadow of the Vampire
Step Brothers
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
The Seventh Seal
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Dazed and Confused
Gattaca
All the Real Girls
High Noon
Dirty Work
12 Angry Men
The Hudsucker Proxy
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Black Snake Moan
The Wood
For a Few Dollars More
Stealing Harvard
The Devil and Daniel Johnston
Super Fly
Detroit Rock City
Pecker
My Cousin Vinny
Across 110th Street
Jacob's Ladder
The Great Dictator
Before Sunrise
Liquid Sky
Modern Times

TV:
The League
Beavis and Butt-Head
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Louie
Cavemen
Breaking Bad
Stella
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Man v. Food
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Trailer Park Boys
The Mighty Boosh
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. gin
2. gin
3. gin
4. gin
5. gin
6. gin

just fucking with you i mean liquor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career and transitioning into being a "responsible adult"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes on friday nights i like to stay in and relax, you know, curl up with a bottle of old crow and the scholastic books novelization of ace ventura: pet detective 2: when nature calls
You should message me if
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want a manic pixie dream boy