Anyways, some of my female friends have informed me that this profile is too sarcastic, snarky, and neurotic, and is not indicative of the substantial "warmth" (their words, honest) of my personality, so I will try to modify it accordingly. But this is a challenging and necessarily self-conscious process!
But so okay, let's see: I've been told I'm about 75% water, I average around 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, and really, I'm just kind of this big tube that consumes things on one end, dispenses of them on the other, and hopefully does that well enough and long enough to make more tubes, provided I can meet another nice young tube (ideally a cute and intellectually curious tube, hint hint). But see, to most effectively consume things and make more tubes, I was given this brain to sit atop my tube that is ultimately way too complicated for its own good and can't really figure out what the hell is the point of all of this consumption, but at least there are like 7 billion other brainy tubes out there, and, well, a whole lot of them are some really cool tubes and some of them are just hilarious, so at least we can have some laughs together.
Also, kyletns and I are currently accepting applications for double dates.