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23 Berkeley, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 15
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a person who likes figuring out how and why the world works. Consequently, I read and think a lot, and am generally quiet until I have something good to say. I love dancing (especially when I'm drunk), even if I'm not very good at it, and I love exploring cities, forests, and harbors. I am not very coordinated, but I'm very good at planning.
What I’m doing with my life
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If I'm not reading, I'm sleeping. If I'm not sleeping, I'm practicing my high step and working on hitting the C above the staff for marching band. If I'm not doing that, I'm studying for one (both?) of my majors in Econ and/or Legal Studies. If I'm not doing that, I'm exploring the parts of the Bay I can reach by bus, train, car or foot (which is a lot). I guess I eat once in a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
puns! I like to try to cheer people up by making horrific puns. Also, I was pretty good at improv spacework when I was doing it, so I'm very good at setting places at an imaginary table.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my occasionally booming laughter is a sign that I'm in a room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music (currently in no particular order): The xx, SBTRKT, Janelle Monae, Amy Winehouse, Franz Ferdinand, Kanye West, System of a Down, K-OS, Flux Pavilion, PANTyRAID, Above & Beyond, Regina Spektor, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Wynton Marsalis, Kendrick Lamar, Vulfpeck, Daft Punk, Phantogram, Arctic Monkeys, We Are Scientists

Books (ditto): Harry Potter Saga, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trilogy, The Fountainhead, Brave New World, American Nations, Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity, A Song of Ice and Fire series

Shows: Fringe, Community, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Sherlock, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, The League, Louie

Video Games: Bioshock series, Portal 1 & 2, Civilization V, Star Wars: Battlefront, Burnout series
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My brain
2. My legs
3. My arms
4. My torso
5. The rest of my head
6. My penis. I like peeing standing up.

I hate these kinds of questions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
like, life, man. Y'know? Y'know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smoking weed and listening to music, reading, writing or watching a movie. Once in a while, when I can afford it, I go out and party with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim. Never learned.
You should message me if
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you like long talks liberally peppered with profanity and in-jokes, or if you like adventuring.