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44 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23, 2010
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
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I'm starting to realize my mortality and I've come to the realization that I've not had enough experiences Experiences don't always mean sex. However, etc...

I like college basketball, watching classic movies and listening to vintage punk rock. I've been told that I'm smart, but I'm not smart enough to realize that. I've been told that I'm funny, but what exactly is humor? Many times I feel like Billy Pilgrim in Slaughterhouse Five. I also like to read alot.

I've just realized that I'm a lesbian stuck in a man's body.

Actually, I'm just here to take the tests.

I am interesting, well read, and AN ADVENTURER
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, trying to find utopia. I think I left it in the shed. I used to be a communist, but I found out there was no money in it. I wanted to be an anarchist, but I don't like the people.

Plus, I'm starting to become addicted to the OKCupid quizzes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing nothing, and worthless trivia. Which, some would say, are the same. I'm also good at cooking and conspiracies. They go together since they both start with the letter C.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. Sardonic Wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Aubrey-Maturin series by Patrick O'Brian---Stephen Ambrose books---Anything by Tim Dorsey---Anything by Janet Evanovich---A Confederacy of Dunces---Anything by Carl Hiaasen-----THE HOUSE OF DAVID BASEBALL TEAM

Goodfellas'---Master and Commander---The God Father II---Casablanca---Office Space---Indiana Jones---Harry Potter---Stripes---Super Troopers---Caddyshack---Hard Days Night---Bull Durham---Slapshot---Breaking Away---Manhunter---Platoon---American Graffiti---Donnie Brasco---Miracle---Sneakers---Dead Solid Perfect---The Big Lebowski---As with Music, too many too list here.

Pearl Jam---The Clash---REM---The Lawrence Arms---Me First and the Gimme Gimmes---Iggy Pop---The Ramones---The Police---Scrantoncity II---Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros---The Rolling Stones---Aerosmith---Material Issue---Garbage---The Bad Examples---The Beatles---We could go on and on but there is a whole bunch of other people/bands that are too numerous to list here.

I'll try any type of food once, but I prefer Chinese and Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Food, Golf, Watching Sports, Good Beer, Dr. Pepper. If we had seven, I'd have to say the family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The vastness of the Universe, the deepness of the Ocean.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing is ever typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Here?, right here?
You should message me if
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