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  • Ages 18–99
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My details

Last online
Mar 21
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm creatively minded. I think the best way to describe me would probably be that I'm one half crazy dreamer with my heart on my sleeve (or my #BatSignal), and one half analytical, no-nonsense machine who can't stand slow walkers.

Depending on the social situation, who I'm with and where, I can range from invisible stealth mode wall flower to hyper tactile tentacular squid. That's not always a reflection of how comfortable I am with people though.

I am now a Bachelor in commerce I feel I should know more than I do. It was, all things considered, a pretty pointless degree.

I think with my mouth and with my fingers. My point may change halfway through an argument, either because in arguing I've changed my own perception of a thing, or because I'm a Devil's Advocate. You pick.

I don't believe in very many absolutes. Life isn't black and white; life is black to white, with all the shades of grey between, and all the colours overlaid. Generalisations tend to annoy me (I'm even uncomfortable saying that all generalisations annoy me :P). I don't believe you can know all of a person's motivations behind an action, and I don't think it's fair to judge the actions of other people without knowing their motivations; as part of the Devil's Advocate thing, I'll likely offer defences on behalf of the person being judged, half because of the above, and half because they aren't there to defend themselves.

I'm made of complications and contradictions and overly complex solutions to simple problems. Also I tend to ramble incoherently; I'm told its adorable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being weird.
Having ideas and forgetting to put them down on paper (or digitally); seriously, I have ideas for so many universes and I've barely written anything on them.
Shorter than short stories.
Giving advice I could never follow myself.
Finding and relaying sexual innuendo in/from anything; anything.
Seeing things differently... or seeing them wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My complete lack ability to dissimulate whatever thought happens to be passing through my mind at any given moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things which does not really exist:/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on a tv show. Or having dinner with friends/seeing a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really a private person..