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36 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–97
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:53pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you want to say hello, say hello.

I'm a 7th grade English teacher. I drop knowledge.

I'm a relaxed person who seems to make people feel comfortable. On the other hand, I'm pretty outspoken and know how to throw down.


I'm into food. Cooking is fun. Some guy just invented a drink called Soylent that you can use as a meal replacement for the rest of your life. I find that idea to be pretty interesting, though kind of sad. Food is one of the greatest things about life.

I love documentaries. I love learning new things. If you're not learning, you're not growing.

I'm on a roller derby team. I can skate.

I like mini golf. Flea markets are awesome. I was hitting up thrift shops long before Macklemore made it popular.

Beware of multiple puns. I tend to use them. I like smart people. Some people think they are, but they're suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect. I avoid those types of people if possible.

I like roller coasters, pinball machines, ice cream, and ice skating.

I'd love a running partner, hiking partner, movie partner, a whatever partner. Let's walk around Ikea. Let's walk around Target.

By the way, hello.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an English teacher. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm ignoring them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Smiths of course, The Shins, Ben Folds/Five, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Die Antwoord, Belle and Sebastian,
La Roux, Fleet Foxes, Steely Dan, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, Kate Bush, The Sugarcubes, Morrissey, St. Vincent, Boards of Canada, Zero 7, Cibo Matto, Sia

Ikiru, Manhattan, The Shawshank Redemption, The Burning Moon, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, District 9, Dr. Strangelove, On The Town, American Beauty, The Big Lebowski, Creating Rem Lezar, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Anything Orson Welles, Road To Revenge, Walkabout, Daisies, Upstream Color, Tree of Life

Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Always Sunny, Project Runway, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, Rome, Deadwood, Dexter (excluding the final season), Kitchen Nightmares, Chopped, Tim and Eric, Yacht Rock, Trailer Park Boys, Dance Moms, Tabatha's Salon Takeover, RuPaul's Drag Race, 24, Lost, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Peep Show, BSG, House of Cards, Klovn, Nathan For You, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good kisses
The interwebs
My good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New things. Also, the universe (old things).

I think about what I should learn next.

Why I see so many profiles with women shooting guns. Sorry, but guns are not cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive. I'm probably watching some tv shows - or out with a friend - messing around online - possibly riding my bike - skating - reading stuff - sleeping - who knows.

Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing embarrassing educational songs for kids on YouTube.

This isn't private, but my screen name is just the first two words that came out of my brain at that particular moment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are cool and you're not a flake.
or if you're interested, say hello.
or if you want to go on a road trip.