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My self-summary
If you want to say hello, say hello.

I'm a 7th grade English teacher. I drop knowledge.

I'm a relaxed person who seems to make people feel comfortable. On the other hand, I'm pretty outspoken and know how to throw down.


I'm into food. Cooking is fun. Some guy just invented a drink called Soylent that you can use as a meal replacement for the rest of your life. I find that idea to be pretty interesting, though kind of sad. Food is one of the greatest things about life.

I love documentaries. I love learning new things. If you're not learning, you're not growing.

I'm on a roller derby team. I can skate.

I like mini golf. Flea markets are awesome. I was hitting up thrift shops long before Macklemore made it popular.

Beware of multiple puns. I tend to use them. I like smart people. Some people think they are, but they're suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect. I avoid those types of people if possible.

I like roller coasters, pinball machines, ice cream, and ice skating.

I'd love a running partner, hiking partner, movie partner, a whatever partner. Let's walk around Ikea. Let's walk around Target.

I also like to go indoor rock climbing, so if that's something you're into...

By the way, hello.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an English teacher. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge.
I’m really good at
Whatever I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm ignoring them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Smiths of course, The Shins, Ben Folds/Five, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Die Antwoord, Belle and Sebastian, Kate Bush
Fleet Foxes, Steely Dan, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, The Sugarcubes, Morrissey, St. Vincent, Zero 7, Cibo Matto, Sia

Ikiru, Manhattan, The Shawshank Redemption, The Burning Moon, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, District 9, Dr. Strangelove, On The Town, The Big Lebowski, Creating Rem Lezar, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, F for Fake, Road To Revenge, Walkabout, Daisies, Upstream Color, Tree of Life, Footlight Parade, Nightcrawler, The Thin Blue Line

Peep Show, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Always Sunny, Project Runway, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, Rome, Deadwood, Kitchen Nightmares, Chopped, Tim and Eric, Yacht Rock, Trailer Park Boys, Dance Moms, Tabatha's Salon Takeover, RuPaul's Drag Race, 24, Lost, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, BSG, House of Cards, Klovn, Nathan For You, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Judge Judy

Podcasts: This American Life, Radiolab, Criminal, Sword and Scale, 99% Invisible

Also, anything from Everything is Terrible.
The six things I could never do without
Good kisses
The interwebs
My good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe. I'm a bit too meta for my own good most of the time.

I think about what I should learn next.

I think about why I see so many profiles with women shooting guns. Sorry, but guns are not cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive. I'm probably watching some tv shows - or out with a friend - messing around online - possibly riding my bike - skating - reading stuff - sleeping - who knows.

Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing embarrassing educational songs for kids on YouTube.

This isn't private, but my screen name is just the first two words that came out of my brain at that particular moment.
You should message me if
If you are cool and you're not a flake.
or if you're interested, say hello.
or if you want to go on a road trip.
or if you want to watch movies together.