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warmmilkshake

35 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If you want to say hello, say hello.

I'm a 7th grade English teacher. I drop knowledge.

I'm a relaxed person who seems to make people feel comfortable. On the other hand, I'm pretty outspoken and know how to throw down.

I'm into food. Cooking is fun. I really like kale.

I love documentaries. I love learning new things.

I'm on a roller derby team. I can skate.

I like mini golf. Flea markets are awesome. I was hitting up thrift shops long before Macklemore.

Beware of multiple puns. I tend to use them. I like smart people, so if you're dumb, kill your parents so they don't make any more like you.

I like pinball. It's nerdy to say, but whatever. I'm a guy, so mechanical things that light up are usually all we need to get excited.

I like a good roller coaster and some ice skating as well.

I'd love a running partner, movie partner, a whatever partner. Someone to walk through Ikea with.

I'm looking for someone who clicks with my personality.

By the way, hello.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an English teacher. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge.
I’m really good at
Whatever I put my mind to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Smiths of course, The Shins, Ben Folds/Five, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Die Antwoord,
La Roux, Fleet Foxes, Steely Dan, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, Kate Bush, The Sugarcubes, Morrissey, St. Vincent

Ikiru, Manhattan, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, District 9, Dr. Strangelove, On The Town, American Beauty, The Big Lebowski, Grindhouse, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Anything Akira Kurosawa.

Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, Project Runway, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, Rome, Deadwood, Dexter (excluding the final season), Kitchen Nightmares, Chopped, Tim and Eric, Yacht Rock, Trailer Park Boys, Tabatha's Salon Takeover, 24, Lost, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Peep Show, BSG, House of Cards, Klovn
The six things I could never do without
Good kisses
The interwebs
Music
My good friends
Sleep
Well, and lately, Trader Joe's Cookie Butter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New things. Also, the universe (old things).

I think about what I should learn next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive. I'm probably watching some tv shows - or out with a friend - messing around online - possibly riding my bike - skating - reading stuff - sleeping - who knows.

Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've played that Lady Gaga song Applause way too many times.

This isn't private, but my screen name is just the first two words that came out of my brain at that particular moment.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–97
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are cool. you're not a flake.
If you're interested, say hello.