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warped_but_nice

43 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been called charming and creepy, smart and stupid. I suspect I'm more complex than can be expressed in this little form box. As we all are, no doubt. (Except that guy listed above me, posing topless next to his Camero. He's not that complex...)
Despite what you read in this profile, I can occasionally be serious. We'll get along better if you can occasionally be less than serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, at this particular moment in time I'm updating an essay about what I'm doing with my life. More generally I do research on organ transplantation. Just to be clear, that is a job, not a hobby. I don't hang out in cemeteries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flying. But only for very short periods of time. (The secret is to fall but miss the ground....)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You're people. Maybe you should tell me. What WAS the first thing you noticed about me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Why ruin the mystery? We'll need something to discuss on our first date. I did try to watch Twilight to see what all the fuss was about. I tried but I failed. I still don't know what all the fuss is about. I guess I'll never truly understand the mind of an adolescent girl... (That's probably for the best.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen.
Water.
Food.
Shelter.
Fire.
You.

(Yeah, OK. That last one was clearly an obsequious suck-up answer. But in my defence... No, there's just no excuse. I'm sorry.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Cadbury secret. Hmm, someone's at the door. I'll be right ba
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing typical Friday night stuff. Whatever that is. I tend to go with the flow. Saturdays tend to be more lively, frankly. Don't get me started on Wednesdays...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed JFK. I didn't mean to. I was sitting, minding my own business on a grassy knoll while enjoying my 2nd amendment rights by cleaning my rifle. Then BOOM! The damned thing just went off. (Safety tip: never clean a loaded rifle.) There was a big commotion and before I knew it they were dragging off some poor shlub who was stacking books at the repository. I was going to explain the whole misunderstanding, but after the shlub got killed I decided it might be better if I just walked away. Crossed the border into Canada and here I am.

Was that too much information?
You should message me if
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You've found me at least mildly amusing, you're a really smart woman who doesn't mind getting her silly on, you find me at least mildly attractive and/or you'd like to spend a traditional Jewish Christmas with me: Chinese food and a movie...