Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been called charming and creepy, smart and stupid. I suspect
I'm more complex than can be expressed in this little form box. As
we all are, no doubt. (Except that guy listed above me, posing
topless next to his Camero. He's not that complex...)
Despite what you read in this profile, I can occasionally be
serious. We'll get along better if you can occasionally be less
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, at this particular moment in time I'm updating an essay about
what I'm doing with my life. More generally I do research on organ
transplantation. Just to be clear, that is a job, not a hobby. I
don't hang out in cemeteries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flying. But only for very short periods of time. (The secret is to
fall but miss the ground....)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You're people. Maybe you should tell me. What WAS the first thing
you noticed about me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Why ruin the mystery? We'll need something to discuss on our first
date. I did try to watch Twilight to see what all the fuss was
about. I tried but I failed. I still don't know what all the fuss
is about. I guess I'll never truly understand the mind of an
adolescent girl... (That's probably for the best.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Yeah, OK. That last one was clearly an obsequious suck-up answer.
But in my defence... No, there's just no excuse. I'm sorry.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Cadbury secret. Hmm, someone's at the door. I'll be right ba
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing typical Friday night stuff. Whatever that is. I tend to go
with the flow. Saturdays tend to be more lively, frankly. Don't get
me started on Wednesdays...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed JFK. I didn't mean to. I was sitting, minding my own
business on a grassy knoll while enjoying my 2nd amendment rights
by cleaning my rifle. Then BOOM! The damned thing just went off.
(Safety tip: never clean a loaded rifle.) There was a big commotion
and before I knew it they were dragging off some poor shlub who was
stacking books at the repository. I was going to explain the whole
misunderstanding, but after the shlub got killed I decided it might
be better if I just walked away. Crossed the border into Canada and
here I am.
Was that too much information?
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 28–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You've found me at least mildly amusing, you're a really smart
woman who doesn't mind getting her silly on, you find me at least
mildly attractive and/or you'd like to spend a traditional Jewish
Christmas with me: Chinese food and a movie...
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