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29 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:55am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I recently got back from a trip to Mexico City I booked on a whim. It was incredibly out of character for me. I had always liked to travel but resisted the idea of taking time off or setting time aside in order to do it.

I just booked a week long trip to San Francisco in late Sept. I know almost nothing about the place other than what I've seen in movies (The Rock, On the Beach, Full House, etc.) Please tell me cool things to do there.

Whenever I see one of those "secrets" boxes or get any opportunity to anonymously share some secret about myself which will be publicly posted I feel obligated to confess to a fictitious hit and run, starting a huge fire, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in a restaurant. Working on no longer working in the service industry. Enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is probably a mess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lolita, Magic Mountain, At the Mountains of Madness, Welcome to the Desert of the Real, Death in Venice, Nausea, Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Geneology of Morals, Darwin's Dangerous Idea, The Conquest of Happiness.

Quiz Show, The Life of Brian, Jacob's Ladder, Commando, Unforgiven, Videodrome, Being John Malkovich, Ghost Busters, Encounters at the End of the World, Repo Man,Little Shop of Horrors, 2001, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension.

Rosetta, The Replacements, The Smiths, Kid Dynamite, Beck, Immortal, Neurosis, Black Sabbath, Minor Threat, Isis, Pavement, Dag Nasty, Gorilla Biscuits, Lifetime, Manowar, Minutemen, The Nerves, Thin Lizzy.

Futurama, Game of Thrones, The Wire, Arrested Development, Cosmos (Both, but Carl Sagan's much more), Girls.

Vietnamese food, Thai Food, mushrooms, pretty much anything w/ curry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike
All sorts of other shit I could probably be perfectly fine without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space! Hume and what I'm going to do with my thoughts about Hume. Buying a house. Etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until about 12 or 1. After I usually go out in South Philly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wore sweatpants exclusively until about the 8th grade.

My first karaoke song ever was Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights. It was 3:40 seconds of singing a song I genuinely love in a piercing falsetto.

Early last year I missed 2 days of work because I woke up in the middle of the night, thought I saw a ghost, and fell down a flight of stairs running away from it.

I guess "humiliating" is a big part of my definition of private.
You should message me if
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You want to watch 2001 or MST3K or Buckaroo Bonzai with me.