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watchingmachine

26 / M / straight / Single

Coventry, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am bitter, crazed, and curious.

My Self-Summary

One of six billion, not pulled in by okcupid's tests, not a buddhist tho it seems to be one of the more sensible religions. If you want to know more, ask, i may bite but it probably won't become infected.

I’m really good at

doodling, photography, losing things, looking at things from an odd perspective

The first things people usually notice about me

the hair, that i am a few years closer to the end of the world than them despite a lack of time travel abilities

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a) most things by bill bryson

b) lord of the rings, donnie darko

c) nine inch nails, smashing pumpkins, early genesis, finch, circulus, much of the late night output of radio 3

d) pizza

I spend a lot of time thinking about

If their day (night?) job is anal probing and cattle mutilation, how weird are the grey alien's fetishes? Or if they do that for fun, how boring is their day job? Are they in fact government workers charged with maintaining top secret flying weapons? Or are they teenagers from the future or remnants of the dinosaurs taking refuge in deep caverns who are bored?

You should message me if

You want to or you are feeling overly sane and in need of an antidote.