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waterdude1965

49 M Middletown, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 30, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This I am not good at doing this whole profile essay thing.When you say the word essay it almost sounds like the slang term mexican gang members from the movies refer to each other. "whats up essay!" I have had people try to help me make it better. I have taken criticism and suggestions. I have made changes. If you have any more suggestions then let me know please! I am a basically normal person. I am seperated for the first time. I normally get home from work and spend time with kids then fix dinner and watch about 2 hours of television then retire to bed. I love to camp,walk in the park. Swimming in a pool. Well more or less wading in a pool as well as going to the movies as well as road trips going somewhere fun and exciting. You still here? Hmm I guess that is good. maybe I should just be quiet and stop writing. Something you should know about me since you have read it so far. About one year ago I made a very bad choice in life which has come back to haunt me. I will not publicly talk about the details but I will say that it will require me to spend at least one year of my life somewhere I would rather not be(lets call it a vacation). I want to say that it has caused me to rethink a lot of things in my life. It is one of the reasons why I can no longer spend time in Maryland after my so called vacation is over. There will be too many bad memories in Md. I am not a bad person Not violent or any of those things one would assume. I am totally oppisite of what I am being convicted of. To this day I do not know why it happened. I am trying to be brutally honest so that I want you to love me for me. I want you to forgive what happened in the past. I want you to just enjoy my company and live happy. I know by now you (the reader) is really really wanting to know what is going one here so if you want to know then you may ask. I want you to know that before you do that I want you to read thru the rest of my profile and decide that I am someone you want to know better. I have a lot to offer to ONE special woman.

I am unpredictable, funny, and interesting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live here in Frederick,MD and I work in the great city of Washington DC. I travel back and forth to Ga. I need to find a local job in the Ga. area. I need to find a lady who would like me and then begin to love me. She would eventually move to Georgia with me and retire in our home. My dream home would be situated on one acre. It would have at least 3 bedroom and 2 baths. It would have an updated kitchen. It would have a 2 car garage. It would have a large backyard on which I could install a pool. I would have a deck with a hot tub built for 4 people. It would have a large enough room to accomodate my home theater. Maybe a front porch covered of course so that we could sit and enjoy the sound of the rain on a cool dark nite. I just so want to enjoy the rest of my life and if I have to do it alone then so be it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things
Putting stuff together
my job
massages
listening
designing home theaters and audio setup
helping people with small computer problems
minor repairs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big belly lol
I am working on that problem
I am calm and laid back.
I have a soft soothing voice.
My off beat humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
do not read much
horror
suspense
action flicks
country
rock
classic rock
Bruce Springsteen
old U2
Taylor Swift
motown
chocolate with peanut butter Oh yeh
dance
pizza
italian in general
mexican
chinese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family
the beach
my kids
my car
peanut butter
my job
food
chocolate
a good audio setup
last one is confidential
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my life
my kids
whats for dinner
where I am going to live
how I am going to live
if I am going to live
my love
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting at home watching tv
ready to change that fact
I would much rather have my lady by my side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was an only child so i am spoiled.
I love to kiss Is that so bad to say?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like some of the things i like
you are a fun person
you are funny
you are not afraid to act silly
you like being close and snuggly