Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Taking a break for a while...
I think of myself as being level headed, easy going and down to
earth. I am looking for someone who is similar. I am interested in
a friends with benefits type of relationship. I do not want long
term commitments, but I do not want a one night stand either.
Somewhere in the middle. I do not care if you are married,
betrothed or have a significant other (and I have no interest in
them either...). I am physically attracted to "thick" or curvy
women...basically anywhere from a size 8 to a size 18. I am a size
I am physically attracted to men who are not thin and are taller
than me. Not too much to ask, is it?
For the sake of my career and my privacy, I do not post pictures
online. All you have to do though, is ask. Simple enough.
I do have a very unpredictable and busy work schedule, so be
prepared for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending most of my days working. On my off days I: laze around,
clean up my apartment and cook, join dating sites like these, get
my nails done, work out, swim.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making detailed, elaborate plans with graphs and excel spreadsheets
and then procrastinating
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile....or so I'm told
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Give me a good Stephen King novel anyday! I will read anything, but
tend toward dark fiction. I like thrillers, sci-fi and fantasy type
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vaseline lip balm
A cheap (but good!) gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from work...at work, or going to bed early to prepare
You should message me if
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My profile catches your eye. If you are female and between 25 and
40. If you are male and between 35 and 50.
Who are you looking for?
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