Alottastuff - dancing, traveling, knitting, cooking, bla bla bla.

To pay the billz I'm a disposable-lighter-repair-woman by day, and pro-fisherwoman by night.

My number one hobby as of late is west coast swing (no, this is not the kind of swing you are thinking of), but it's alright if you don't dance. Not sure what it is? Enjoy these vids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBMT6riWc0A (improv)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVvyEqiH9Ds (routine)

I also dance salsa about once a week.

getting lost, spilling stuff, bumping into things, coloring my hair, doing a body roll, speaking Gibborish (that's the "other" language in which I am fluent), and walking into traffic.

I walk fast, I talk fast, and I say what I mean. Also, my haircut is cool.

Malcolm Gladwell, Jeffrey Eugenides, Jhumpa Lahari, Janet Fitch, David Sedaris, Jon Krakauer, etc. I also enjoy reading engrish.com.

I get my news from CNN, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Weather.com. I rarely watch TV, but when I do... I love Law and Order SVU (but I am too scared to watch it by myself) and South Park (do you know what I am saying? #buttersbottombitchisthebestepisodeever). I have a love/hate relationship with The Killing and I'll admit I skipped season 2 and just googled to find out who killed Rosie Larson. Oh yeah, can't forget 16 and Preggars.

The Shins, Tegan and Sara, The Weepies, Andrew Bird, Belle and Sebastian, The Format (rip), Badly Drawn Boy, Bright Eyes (on emo days), Regina Spektor, Missy Higgins, some top 40 crap, some country music (so sue me), and any music I can dance to.

My two favorite cuisines are probably Thai and Vietnamese. I can't think of a cuisine that I don't like, although I'm not crazy about fish (I know, fish is not a cuisine).

dance
passport
watermelon
toothbrush (or anything that maintains personal hygiene)
Jack Black Natural Mint lip balm
milk
sodastream to make my water sparkle (ok, that's 7 things)

why gmail autosaves my drafts if it is just going to autosave immediately after I accidentally delete the whole text.

why there isn't punctuation for sarcasm.

which food trucks will be at Farragut today.

how to navigate my way through all the slow-walkers on the sidewalk.

cross-referencing the content of OKCupid profiles with stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

Call me vain, but I spent over a thousand dollars on laser hair removal (...what? You try shaving your legs all the time).

I haven't a clue what's going on during a football game.

...you have above-average hygiene, you are a gentleman, you walk faster than most people, you live in DC, you have a life, n u dnt tipe leik dis.