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watermelonchica

25 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some of my favorite things include eating watermelon, dancing, watching videos of orcas/any whales/dolphins, and riding the metro hands-free. I travel around the country to attend dance competitions/conventions somewhat often, but it's okay if you have two left feet. You must tell good jokes. I enjoy people who are direct, sincere, considerate, and who and like to do stuff.

ENFJ.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making grilled cheese, finding four-leaf clovers, reciting the alphabet backwards, proofreading/editing shitty writing, doing a body roll, parallel parking, and rapping Lisa Left Eye Lopez's part in the song Space Cowboy by 'Nsync.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I walk fast, I talk fast, and I say what I mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blink, Free Willy, OITNB, The Shins, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
toothbrush (or anything that maintains personal hygiene)
red meat
pink shirts
dance
physical activity
my seltzer maker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alex Vause/Laura Prepon. She is definitely my celebrity girl crush. Though I think I'm more in love with her character on OINTB than the actress herself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either happy 8-houring, catching up on Zs, watching Netflix, or dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yoga bores me to death.

Also, I once thought that DTF stood for "date this Friday." Boy was I wrong.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you have above-average hygiene, you are a gentleman, n u dnt tipe leik dis.

Bonus points if you like/want to learn to dance, you ski or snowboard, and/or you like to cook.