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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 50–69
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:13am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Has kids and doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Well it may be time to change my profile and my entire approach to on line dating. I have just had a BIG birthday with a zero on the end. Don’t know how many more zero birthdays I will get and don’t want to waste any more time than I already have. For the last 5 years I have assumed that living on a boat would make me more easily able to adapt to other situations. Didn’t care to pay for an apartment that I might not like, and would rather live in the country anyway. Not a city boy. So I have been neglecting my Bucket List, which is still growing, to “hover” in place to see what might happen. I just wish that the ladies that I am attracted to, that I contact, would at least respond, even to say no thank you.
So I am no longer waiting for my life to happen as time keeps passing and there is much to do. I would love to find someone that I am attracted to that might help me with my bucket list.
More Travel
More Camping
Build or remodel a cabin up the Columbia Gorge near Cape Horn or Beacon Rock.
Hope my kids have kids so I can spoil some grandchildren.
Still More Travel
Learn as much as can to support my “sponge” nature
Not to much to ask. I would love to find a partner,(or have them find me) to share all the good and sometimes not so good that life has to offer. There is too much beauty available to us to just hog it for ourselves. So much that we have available is much better shared. I have a very active sense of humor and sense of the absurd. Love to Laugh, Love Puns and plays on words. The English Language is such fun to abuse. Would love to sing again (bass). Love to build things, restore things, paint, plumb, wire, floor and anything else I can do with tools to get a pleasant result.
Not trying to just get somebody in bed right off the bat. I want a friend, someone with a very functional vocabulary a need for laughter and the ability to put everything down just to watch a hummingbird.
I just turned 70 and this is probably as good as it gets…………..and right now everything is pretty good. I am healthy, mobile, clean, fit, white haired, tan easily and am not bow legged.
Try Me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get my duck (I only have one) in a row . Time to work on my Bucket list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really handy and can fix anything. For that matter I can build anything. Comes with experience (age). Excellent carpenter, electrician, plumber, painter and really love gardening. I did manage to have Tomatoes this summer in a huge pot on the end of the dock.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My slightly warped sense of humor. I love puns and such.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All music except rap and country(hard core) I will eat most anything and Portland is a foodie town. Love to sing. Favorite movie is shindlers list. lest we forget!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, sunshine, being near the water, being near the mountains, small cars, Mio's sushi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Talking to someone other than myself. I'm starting to answer myself. Oh for a conversation with a real person! Wondering what comes next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talking to myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once played a virgin on stage. Funny thing happened on the way to the forum. gotta love mel brooks
You should message me if
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you want to know the story? It's kinda fun! Talk to me!