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watwatherrdurr

29 California, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Tony and I have an inability to carry a serious conversation with anyone, ever.

I'm a rather lighthearted person. Spontaneous as all hell and have a policy of making at least one poor decision every day.

I grew up in San Diego, and I've lived in California most of my life. But I'm in Georgia now, so I guess I can suck it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an Arabic Linguist in the Army. I also have a degree in IT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering stuff. I have a photographic memory (if not, my recall is just insane); I am a bastion of useless knowledge, I know a lot about evolutionary biology, computers, trivia factoids and I can pretty much do anything fairly well if I try.

I'm really good at video games, too. I once beat Contra 9 times consecutively without losing a life. No 30 lives code either, nerds. Well, it wouldn't matter if I didn't lose a life, WOULD IT?!

Alright, ladies, I am also really good at most sports, too! I just don't like watching. Shit is lame. I am adequate in the kitchen, also!

This sounds egotistical. Whatev'! Quit hatin'!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wit and my eloquence.
My facetiousness.
My unflappable demeanor. I honestly can't remember the last time I was really mad.

Okay, I lied. The first thing people notice is that I kinda look like Muhammad Ali. Or if you like tennis, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS
I tend to read a lot about Evolutionary Biology. Peer-reviewed studies and shit. I ain't no nerd!

MOVIES
I like Action (Ong Bak, 300, Watchmen, and more); I prefer Comedy (Dumb and Dumber, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Hot Tub Time Machine, and more).

TV SHOWS
Again, I like to laugh. 30 Rock, Community, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Seinfeld being my all time favorites.

MUSIC
I'm mostly a Metal dude.
Faves: Judas Priest, Tool, DIO, Soilwork, Dream Theater, Disarmonia Mundi.
I like Rap, too.
Faves: Tech N9ne, Das Racist, Busdriver, Public Enemy, Run DMC, Hopsin, Gambino.
I've also been into Grime and some Electronicore.

FOOD
I love a good steak.
Chinese Food is the best food. Yeah. That greasy shit at the mall? I LOVE THAT SHIT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hands (I'm quite dexterous).
Video Games.
A good computer.
Comfortable shoes.
My car.
The color purple (not the movie, the actual color).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How some animals will never go extinct because they are delicious to humans. Looking at you, cow, pig and chicken.
How weird it is that we eat birds.
How weird it is that no other adult animal drinks milk except us.
Burying people. Why?
How cruel beauty pageants are.
Magnets, how do they work?
People and their idiosyncrasies.
How the hell can you stand to talk on the phone?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making trouble and most likely a story.

I may or may not be drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the color purple. No joke. I think it's regal. I own a lot of purple things.

I once put my boxers in the garbage disposal and turned it on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a nerd, and you aren't boring or obnoxious.

You are funny.

You think I'm the bee's knees/cat's pajamas/animal's thing they don't have, etc.

Or don't, I'm not your dad.