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watwatherrdurr

27 M Augusta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Tony and I have an inability to carry a serious conversation with anyone, ever.

I'm a rather lighthearted person. Spontaneous as all hell and have a policy of making at least one poor decision every day.

I grew up in San Diego, and I lived in California most of my life. But I'm in Georgia now, so I guess I can suck it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the Army. It's a job, I don't care much for it, though, really. But hey, who really likes their job, right? I use it as a means to support my vices (video games and alcohol).
I’m really good at
Remembering stuff. I have a photographic memory (if not my recall is just insane); I am a bastion of useless knowledge, I know a lot about video games, evolutionary biology, actors and actresses and I can pretty much do anything fairly well if I try.

I'm really good at video games, too. I once beat Contra 9 times consecutively without losing a life. No 30 lives code either, nerds. Well, it wouldn't matter if I didn't lose a life, WOULD IT?!

Alright, ladies, I am also really good at most sports, too! I just don't like watching. Shit is lame. I am adequate in the kitchen, also!

This sounds egotistical. Whatev'! Quit hatin'!
The first things people usually notice about me
My wit and my eloquence.
My dry sense of humor.
My unflappable demeanor. I honestly can't remember the last time I was really mad.

Okay, I lied. The first thing people notice is that I kinda look like Muhammad Ali. Or if you like tennis, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
I tend to read a lot about Evolutionary Biology. Peer-reviewed studies and shit. I ain't no nerd!

MOVIES
I prefer Comedy (Dumb and Dumber, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Hot Tub Time Machine, and more); I like Action (Ong Bak, 300, Watchmen, and more).

TV SHOWS
Again, I like to laugh. 30 Rock, Community, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Seinfeld being my all time favorites.

MUSIC
I'm mostly a Metal dude. Prog, Melodic Death, Symphonic, Power.
Motherfuckin' Judas Priest.
I like Rap, too. Tech N9ne, Das Racist, Busdriver, Public Enemy, Run DMC.
I've also been into Grime and some Electronicore.

FOOD
Chinese Food is the best food. Yeah. That greasy shit at the mall? I LOVE THAT SHIT.
The six things I could never do without
My hands (I'm quite dexterous).
Video Games.
A good computer.
Comfortable shoes.
Good friends.
The color purple (not the movie, the actual color).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How some animals secured their extinction immunity by simply being delicious to humans. Looking at you, cow, pig and chicken.
How weird it is that we eat birds.
How weird it is that no other adult animal drinks milk except us.
Burying people. Why?
How cruel beauty pageants are.
Magnets, how do they work?
People and their idiosyncrasies.
How the hell can you stand to talk on the phone?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Making trouble and most likely a story to tell for next week at work.

I may or may not be drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the color purple. No joke. I think it's regal. I own a lot of purple things.

I once put my boxers in the garbage disposal and turned it on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm the bee's knees/cat's pajamas/animal's thing they don't have, etc.

Or don't, I'm not your dad.