Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Tony and I have an inability to carry a serious
conversation with anyone, ever.
I'm a rather lighthearted person. Spontaneous as all hell and have
a policy of making at least one poor decision every day.
I grew up in San Diego, and I've lived in California most of my
life. The actual state, not the tiny Maryland town.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an Arabic Linguist in the Army. I also have a degree in IT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering stuff. I have a photographic memory (if not, my recall
is just insane); I am a bastion of useless knowledge, I know a lot
about evolutionary biology, computers, trivia factoids and I can
pretty much do anything fairly well if I try.
I'm really good at video games, too. I once beat Contra 9 times
consecutively without losing a life. No 30 lives code either,
nerds. Well, it wouldn't matter if I didn't lose a life, WOULD
Alright, ladies, I am also really good at most sports, too! I just
don't like watching. Shit is lame. I am adequate in the kitchen,
The first things people usually notice about me
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My wit and my eloquence.
My unflappable demeanor.
Okay, I lied. The first thing people notice is that I kinda look
like Muhammad Ali. Or if you like tennis, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to read a lot about Evolutionary Biology. Peer-reviewed
studies and shit. I ain't no nerd!
I like Action (Ong Bak, 300, Watchmen, and more); I prefer Comedy
(Dumb and Dumber, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Hot Tub Time
Machine, and more).
Again, I like to laugh. 30 Rock, Community, Arrested Development,
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Seinfeld being my all time
I'm mostly a Metal dude.
Faves: Judas Priest, Tool, DIO, Soilwork, Dream Theater, Disarmonia
I like Rap, too.
Faves: Tech N9ne, Das Racist, Busdriver, Public Enemy, Run DMC,
I've also been into Grime and some Electronicore.
I love a good steak.
Chinese Food is the best food. Yeah. That greasy shit at the mall?
I LOVE THAT SHIT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hands (I'm quite dexterous).
A good computer.
My car (say it's 'cute' and we are fighting).
The color purple (not the movie, the actual color).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How some animals will never go extinct because they are delicious
to humans. Looking at you, cow, pig and chicken.
How weird it is that we eat birds.
How weird it is that no other adult mammal drinks milk except
Burying people. Why?
How cruel beauty pageants are.
Magnets, how do they work?
People and their idiosyncrasies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making trouble and most likely a story.
I may or may not be drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like the color purple. No joke. I own a lot of purple
I once put my boxers in the garbage disposal and turned it on.
You should message me if
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You are funny and/or smart.
You think I'm the bee's knees/cat's pajamas/animal's thing they
don't have, etc.
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