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33 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 18
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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(non) artist. human conditions. the tight rope between extremes...thus always to the tyranny of the pendulum. amorous heart, acidic penchant.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reinforcing stereotypes by spending most of my days walking with canine, pedalling a heavy bicycle into the hills and spending too much time in the kitchen. Mildly obsessing over coffee, camping spots, thrifting & closets literal and figurative. Seasonal work. Making music. Making other things. East Coast strings attached. Service/Manual Labor & loving it. Singing & dancing in as many places worldwide as my body & finances allow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living life like a Lynard Skynard song. Red carpets. Letters. Grandiose meals. Fixing things. Homemaking at large. Genre-specific musical form. Resourcefulness. Really short camping trips. Really long camping trips. Sarcasm. Lists. Carrying people and other heavy objects. Celebration.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall and dark. And no beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cloud Atlas. A Constellation of Vital Phenomena. Just Kids. East of Eden. Blindness. The Dispossessed. White Noise. Sex at Dawn. Vineland. Demian. The Road. Snow Crash. A Language Older Than Words. Against Love. Pharmakodynamis.

Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom. Antichrist. The Deer Hunter. Spirit of the Beehive. Svankmajer & Glawogger. Children of Men. Kindergarden Cop. The Wrestler. Walkabout.

All sounds kraut & psych and the elusive genre of boogie nose funk. Noise & noise rock. Otherwise- Betty Davis. Miles, too. Stevie Wonder, Earth Wind & Fire. Lightning Bolt, Grandmaster Flash. ZZ Top, MF Doom. Wham! & Neu! Melvins, Missy, Jaco, Sade. Hall and Oates. Drive Like Jehu, Cave, Light Asylum, Black Dice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the right people
a sharp knife
the bicycle
nuts & bolts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Standard narrative. Behavior. Writing. Discipline. Things I'll never see. Childhood. Folks who don't have it as good as I. Delivery. Masterpieces in the making. Work. The human female. Meaning/lessness. Arrangements/Rearranging. The End. Ways to make you laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a part of the problem.
You should message me if
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Freak flag. Snarky/weirdo/total babe.