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31 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:26pm
Native American, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Imagine if Amelie was a horror movie and a musical.

My fortune cookie said, "You enjoy participating in competitive sports." F*ck you, fortune cookie. You don't know me!

Remember the last panel of the last Calvin and Hobbes strip? That's really all I want in life...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nobody offered Renaissance Woman as a major, so I went to art school instead. Now I'm a real girl, and working as a digital assets contractor. (It's cool, the judge didn't know what that was either.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kissing frogs, buckling swashes, slaying imaginary dragons.

And I'm particularly proud of encouraging my nephew to scream, "OBSCENITIES!" while shaking his little fist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ferocity. I'm a fan of samurai-style editing and rearranging furniture.
Yeah, such a tigress...or a kitten. A fierce kitten. Vicious AND cute.

That, or the googly eye pasties.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Important lessons: Catch-22, The Lorax. I also highly recommend Amish romance novels as dramatic reading material.

Media taste: eclectic. Definite preferences, but not many preventative assumptions; most specifics don't matter in my merit-based system.

Food is merit-based, too, but I usually draw the line at organs and recognizable parts. Cooking is just like building anything else. Find parts, assemble.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Failure. Assuming survivability, it's the most underrated source of free education. And if death is inevitable, style counts.

The Stockdale Paradox. I like to think of it as "Be Cool, Don't Die."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Has anyone used a star chart as the input for a music box? Would it suck or be awesome?

Is there a quick and easy way of extracting lead from old house paint so it can be used in foundations and safe rooms of buildings in tornado prone areas?

Can I set myself up as a warlord of Detroit and train feral dogs to pull a chariot made from the shell of a Cadillac?

If I went back to school, I'd go for cryptozoology or paranormal investigation. For now I'll settle being Resident Alchemist.

The unfiltered inner dialogue tends to start like this:
"Wouldn't it be awesome if..."
"I have to know...!"
"But why...?"
[gleefully] "This is a terrible idea...!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in my blanket fort, coloring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had a tail, I'd want it to be prehensile.

I don't think dishes have to match.

And sometimes I listen to Morrissey.

I'm definitely that girl at the bar with a laptop and/or book...depending on the light.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
any of the following apply:
-you need a navigatrix,
-you don't mind being led astray once in a while,
-Cards Against Humanity was made for you,
-you need someone else to play with your Ouija board,
-you have a favorite simple machine,
-you think pyroclastic flows, coelacanths, sleds, power tools or restaurants with crayons are awesome,
-you want to take me spelunking,
-you want to shoot or go to the moon someday.
-you have ever said, "Woman, you confuse me."

Oh, and here are some silly things I like: