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wawatase

31 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Imagine if Amelie was a horror movie and a musical.

My fortune cookie said, "You enjoy participating in competitive sports." F*ck you, fortune cookie. You don't know me!

Remember the last panel of the last Calvin and Hobbes strip? That's really all I want in life...
What I’m doing with my life
Nobody offered Renaissance Woman as a major, so I went to art school instead. Now I'm a real girl, and working as a digital assets contractor. (It's cool, the judge didn't know what that was either.)
I’m really good at
kissing frogs, buckling swashes, slaying imaginary dragons.

And I'm particularly proud of encouraging my nephew to scream, "OBSCENITIES!" while shaking his little fist.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ferocity. I'm a fan of samurai-style editing and rearranging furniture.
Yeah, such a tigress...or a kitten. A fierce kitten. Vicious AND cute.

That, or the googly eye pasties.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Important lessons: Catch-22, The Lorax. I also highly recommend Amish romance novels as dramatic reading material.

Media taste: eclectic. Definite preferences, but not many preventative assumptions; most specifics don't matter in my merit-based system.

Food is merit-based, too, but I usually draw the line at organs and recognizable parts. Cooking is just like building anything else. Find parts, assemble.
The six things I could never do without
Failure. Assuming survivability, it's the most underrated source of free education. And if death is inevitable, style counts.

The Stockdale Paradox. I like to think of it as "Be Cool, Don't Die."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Has anyone used a star chart as the input for a music box? Would it suck or be awesome?

Is there a quick and easy way of extracting lead from old house paint so it can be used in foundations and safe rooms of buildings in tornado prone areas?

Can I set myself up as a warlord of Detroit and train feral dogs to pull a chariot made from the shell of a Cadillac?

If I went back to school, I'd go for cryptozoology or paranormal investigation. For now I'll settle being Resident Alchemist.

The unfiltered inner dialogue tends to start like this:
"Wouldn't it be awesome if..."
"I have to know...!"
"But why...?"
[gleefully] "This is a terrible idea...!"
On a typical Friday night I am
in my blanket fort, coloring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I had a tail, I'd want it to be prehensile.

I don't think dishes have to match.

And sometimes I listen to Morrissey.

I'm definitely that girl at the bar with a laptop and/or book...depending on the light.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
any of the following apply:
-you need a navigatrix,
-you don't mind being led astray once in a while,
-Cards Against Humanity was made for you,
-you have a favorite simple machine,
-you think pyroclastic flows, coelacanths, sleds, power tools or restaurants with crayons are awesome,
-you want to take me spelunking,
-you want to shoot or go to the moon someday.
-you have ever said, "Woman, you confuse me."

Oh, and here are some silly things I like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrdEMERq8MA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFISeJ1N5CQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBRYsAfchkY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA5DnEcroa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5HRSmLlaiA