Imagine Amelie as a horror movie. Music of the 1980s is prominent in the soundtrack. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
What I’m doing with my life
First, I wanted to be a zoo keeper. When I was 7, I wanted to be a Renaissance Woman. I went to art school and later worked at the Smithsonian. Returned to New England last year to be closer to family. In the meantime, I wait tables at a bar for cash and stories between technical theater gigs and volunteering.
The long term hack is building a life that is both interesting and worthwhile. Remember the last panel of the last Calvin and Hobbes strip?
I’m really good at
slaying imaginary dragons.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ferocity. Much like a tiger kitten, vicious AND cute. Then I wear myself out and take a nap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OMG, YOU LIKE STUFF, TOO?!?!?1?
I don't like this--here are some of my crushes instead.
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Bill Nye the Science Guy*
Flight of the Conchords
Queen Elizabeth I
The Ghost Army
Agent Phil Coulson
Captain John Yossarian
*Danced with him once. He made faces. It was great...
The six things I could never do without
Stuff falls down*
Pi is about 3
The inclined plane
*You break it, you bought it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Failure is very underrated...
On a typical Friday night I am
in my blanket fort, coloring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an excessive number of pillows on my bed.
My laptop wallpaper is a still from Tron.
Sometimes I listen to Morrissey, by choice.
You should message me if
You completely accept your dreams as your reality when you're dreaming.
You don't care about matching dishes.
You seriously think about going Mars, too.
...and because I haven't anywhere else to quote an astronaut,
“It’s so inspiring to see the entire globe shimmering below you and realize that this is where prog rock started.” --Eugene Cernan