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28 F Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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seriously bodacious.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have an etsy store and two cats. I know, who would have ever guessed, right?
I’m really good at
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thrifty store shoppin and the fashuns.
talking whole time throughout movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My personality. I got a big one. WINK.
Oh and my hairs are always changing color. Currently aqua-ish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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lynda barry, oliver sacks, jonathan lethem, chris adrian, and I can fake having read just about anything.

Movies: Mean Girls and Clueless, basically.

TV: Mr. Show, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, RuPaul's Drag Race, Freaks and Geeks, The Monkees, Girls (gee), Twin Peaks, kind of everything else, also.

Music: mostly old things but some new things. liiiiikee the talking heads, gang of four, wire, ty segal, my bloody valentine, jesus and mary chain, jay reatard, beyonce, the velvet underground, ganglians, salt n pepa, le tigre, the fresh & onlys, gross magic, the spice girls, patti smith, sonic youth, the beach boys, dum dum girls,the ravonettes, and a lil' lady named Miley Cyrus (I make no distinction between high and low culture).

duuuuuude, in high school nirvana toootallly saved my life.

just fancy cheeses and fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All six fingers on my right hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

getting out of town

girl power
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watchin' fuckin' netflix or at some party or venue watching my friends play music and smoking cigarettes even though i don't like them that much, just to have something to do with my hands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't shave my arm pits, and if you have a problem with that then we should leave each other alone, k? I think they're CUTE, I call them my pittens.
You should message me if
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you have a british accent.
you are a skater.
you are a 70s iggy pop who has traveled here in a time machine and also isn't on (as many) drugs now.