I am a 6 foot 9 traveling mad scientist. Specifically, I roam around from lab to lab, blowing things up with lasers, developing things that go on the moon, and general quantum optics experiments.
I have two pain in my ass redbone coonhounds, but they are amazing. I find these quizzes unnaturally interesting, however, so I keep coming back.

My choose your own adventure dating profile. It's not done yet, check back in a bit! (5/20/2013)
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You were perusing online profiles and came across mine. We exchanged a couple messages, and they were jam-packed with witty puns, pictures of my dogs, I might have let a nip slip snapchat get in there but you let it slide.

Therefore, when I asked you out -- if you said :
YES: Go to Part 2.
NO: Go to Part 16.
NEITHER (You asked ME out) : Go to Part 17.

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Part 2
Congratulations(?). At the very least you're curious and willing to go out on a limb and try new things (including super-tall scientists). I present you with three options for our date. Ideally I would be able to tailor what I ask you to go do based on what I think you like, but I'll have to generalize.

Option 1
I love wine and cheese, well any food really, but wine and cheese are amazing so I ask you out to a tapas/wine bar. A precondition for this, however, is that we have to dress up fancy. We also have to drink our wine with one pinky outstretched.
If you choose the yum wine/cheese, go to Part 3

Option 2
I love dogs, and my two babies are quite the handful. They can be found here:

http://imgur.com/i4T0tb7

Anyways, they love the outdoors, and as they are high-energy pups, need to explore. So, we would go on an outdoor adventure.
If you choose the outdoor adventure, go to Part 4

Option 3
I love lasers and I love music -- so -- that opens up a whole bunch of options for shows. Some of my recent best shows are Thievery Corporation, Bassnectar, STS9, and Pretty Lights, but I'm open to just about anything. Therefore, our date would be at a music venue, perhaps the 9:30 club.
If you choose the music / pewpewlaser adventure, go to Part 5

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Part 3 -- Wine and Cheese Yum Adventure

You've chosen the path to my stomach, which is a fast-track to anywhere else you might be interested in. Some of my more favorite cheeses are manchego and cougar gold.

We dress up pretty fancy like. I go all out and wear my suit which actually fits me, and you wear a flowing summer dress if appropriate, and an eskimo suit if it's winter. Either way we make our way to the venue. Think something like this:

http://thepurplepigchicago.com/

I am a fan of chivalry so I extend my elbow to you, and hopefully you're wearing heels, and we walk down the sidewalk. Unless you're exceptionally tall for a girl, it's going to look pretty cute. If you are exceptionally tall, it'll still look cute, but not as funny. Either way it'll be awesome.

I open the door for you and we get seated to the table. The server comes by and offers you two options:

"Mrehh yesssss welcome to fancy-cheese-wine-place05, tonight we are offering a selection of house wines, or a selection of craft beers.... I reccomen.... OH MY GOD "

Just at this moment a disgruntled former streetside employee (think the guys who hold the giant arrows for mattress shops) storms in the front door, brandishing a giant foam wine bottle and wearing a cheese helmet. It is obvious he is angry, and for some reason he is angry at our server. As his eyes narrow on our table he leaps forward

Do you:

Option 1
... hide behind me. I am the man after all, and I should definitely be able to hold my own against a cheese terrorist. If so, go to Part 6.

Option 2
... throw back your chair and launch yourself at the intruder. No one messes with our first date, let alone this punk. After you're through with him they're going to have to call the waaahbumlance. If so, go to Part 7 .

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Part 16
You're probably smarter than you look, as I am slightly crazy. But it's a fun sort of crazy -- oh well.
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Part 17
Did you asked me to something that involves artisan cheeses, sushi, steak, or food?

YES: Marry me. If you're tall our combined height will make NBAbabies, and we'll never have to work again. If you're short -- well chances our they'll probably still be tall.

NO: Well -- the quickest way to any part of me is my stomach, but as long as you don't ask me to a Republican rally in the middle of Indiana under the false pretense of something else and then pseudo-kidnap me and make me stay ...(actually happened to me), then Ok.. I'll give it a shot.