First of all, if you contact me and the content of your message is akin to "Hi", "Funny hey", "Watcha doin'", "Your hot" or any other illiterate tomfoolery, don't be surprised if your reward is a virtual spanking.

By day I'm a product design engineer in the tech industry. I come up with ideas for products and then work with a team to bring them to life. It's a career that keeps me off the streets and one that I find rewarding.

I enjoy visiting far away places off the beaten path and I've collected my fair share of passport stamps for work and pleasure. In the past few years I've been to Brazil, Sweden, Belize, Burning Man (more akin to another planet than another country) and various places in Mexico.

Being groped by TSA agents.

The distance between my head and the floor.

I usually maintain a healthful diet and enjoy trying a variety of cuisines.

I'm a fan of Joseph Campbell's writing: The Hero with a Thousand Faces, Myths to Live By, etc.

Wes Anderson, Kubrick. I enjoy documentaries, dark comedies.

I enjoy scuba diving, sailing, skiing, surfing and motorcycles.

duct tape
rope
gloves
mask
rock solid alibi
netflix

Your mom.

Working the drive thru at Jack-in-the-Box.

I'm a bit of an idealist. While I think it's important to discover and create meaning in life, I also think it's important to stand by one's values even when the herd runs the other direction.

I'm an INFJ if that means anything to you.

My ideal mate is a woman who could be just as happy robbing banks as she could making brownies in the kitchen.

She must be intelligent, sexy and maintain a pinch of sass in her conversational repertoire coupled with an appreciation of fine sarcasm.

I am usually drawn to a woman with depth in soul and personality, someone open to new experiences and not afraid to question the norm. Chances are good her friends think she's a little bit off her rocker.